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BRO???

VERY VERY GLAD TO HEAR TGAT TRUNKS.

And he really knows his way around an Armageddon. He is speaking from experience

He knows what's important.

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its a doujin tahts like goku x piccolo but like... its also a comedy i think ons of tej volumes has got trunks acting erratic and insane bc 17 opened his limited edition bayonetta figurine and took it out the box or something i cant remember wnat else but if u ever come across i fink u would like it bc of how chaotic it is im rly bad at describing it but its funny i think

Wait you just said some awesome things to me Lowkey

If anyone had a link to that shit I would click on it

If anyone had intel on where I ciuod find a website to view this I would investigate

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im gonna be drawing gogeta and vegetto doubleteaming mr satan and vegetto is just like mostly goofing off and teasing him but hes also being really competitive with gogeta over mr satan. he thinks he can take the spotlight by fucking mr satans ass? wrong. anyways what are your thoughts

DBALLZPOSTING PRESENTS ....

Jekyll And Hyde Come For Mr Satan's Black Pussy !!! (sfw)

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what a lifetime of Bulma Single Mom does to you

HEEELP HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO BE NORMAL & HE DOESNT KNOW HOW DESPERATE HE LOOKS

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if the z fighters were farm animals what would they be.....? I feel like u would have a professional opinion on this altho i feel like no matter what chichi is a chicken bc she kind of chickeny...like, i feel she would cluck a little...

Unfortunately I dont know shit about farm animals.

I like Chichi being a clucking hen who is paranoid and violent, but also since her dad is the Ox King, I kind of think that she has to be an ox.

On Stardew Valley all of my goats are named after dragon ball characters so my view is TAINTED by that !!!!!!!! They're all goats!!!!

Piccolo is the noble humble and wise mountain dog who diligently shepherds the others.

Vegeta is the #1 milking cow they have. OR GOAT!!!

Oolong is the farmer

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Personally. I believe gohab could become in touch with and understanding of his rage to be an enlightened hater. HOWEVER. That requires him to acknowledge first all the rage he carries isn't a problem hes actually gotten past + that it is a problem he CAN still work through instead of burying. Tat said i think its a 50/50 after this realization that he either gets proper help or like binges psychology texts in an attempt to selftreat & ends up inventing brand new forms of moral scrupulosity ocd

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GOOD SHOW !!!! JOLLY GOOD SHOW !!!!!!!

I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD .

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I think, in theory, Bulma would be oppen to polyamory, or perhaps like specifically the idea of having another dude in there. It's not something she actively seeks but i think the idea of having two hot men (that she can potentially also witness from the yaoi chair, if we choose to believe in fujoshi bulma) is not something she would be opposed to. But the problem is this second dude can't be Yamcha. It CAN'T be yamcha. but we don't all get what we want

But we dont all get what we want.

Yeah OK. Bulma definitely wouldn't want another woman there bevasue she doesnt want to share. But if SHE had MORE men, then that's fine.

I will say that her lust for men distinctly died down after Namek. It just wasnt a thing about her character anymore. She grew up maybe. After failing with Yamucha a few times she decided to stick with Vegeta. Which is weird. Honestly I'm not at all getting the impression of a healthy sexuality here. But she only pursued Vegeta after being instated with The Survivor's Confidence, which seems like the best thing, like the most authentic thing, so maybe she just really loves Vegeta for real for some fucking reason. I really dont know . I dont know what to make of it all .

I dont think she would take on a second man because I think thag she would kick and scream and reject the idea so hard. Men always come at her and I just feel like she has to reject them in order to feel powerful in her own skin, given her history of near-victimhood so many times just for being a woman. But Vegeta never freaking liked her even so she never had to reject him. He was very hands off . I think that thats why she liked him. Also beacsue of his mysteriousness or whagever.

But if we see her rejection of men as an adaptation to unresolved traumatic events in her life, then it would be Cool so see her resolve that and reclaim a sexuality with new vitality. Maybe she COULD have more than one husband.

But yeah it cannot be Yamucha. She and Yamucha go way back and they're very comfortable being friends. They cant be anything else ... that would screw it all up.

But we dont all get what we want.

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I feel like this is something youve touched upon before and ive forgotten but like. In your vision of yamgeta do you think bulma would be disgusted/scandalized/etc. to hear her ex is seducing her husband or do you think she would be kind of a fujoshi about it and make the whole situation 1000x weirder for everyone involved

She would be INCENSED in that hard noble my-boundaries-have-been-breached or this-is-an-obstacle-in-my-righteous-path kind of way, like how she always is.

But I mean come on. It would also be funny for like 1 second. She laughs in the face of all kinds of worldly horrors. And Yamucha is so ridiculous. It would be funny for 1 second. Maybe 2 seconds. It would be funny that hes trying, and then also funny in a gut-dropping way that maybe it's working ?! Maybe it's working on VEGETA ?!

Or maybe she wouldn't be pissed becasue it's two guys so she doesnt believe that it's real. She would think, "Well OK, Yamucha is a little ... (hand gesture to indicate being a little light in your loafers) , hes a little mmmm Different in his older years." And it's like, when your dog tries to mount something.. it's Inconsequential to her. We're talking about her husband Vegeta, it's not gonna work. Yamucha is Yamucha but it's not gonna work on Vegeta.

BUT THEN IF IT DID ?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭

Obviously she would be pissed and angry and upset.

But I think that a lot of that anger is just becasue shes so surprised. What does Yamucha have that Vegeta could possibly go for ..?

Is it just something that shes not gonna understand as a woman ..?

But she cant have a long conversation with either one of them to resolve this becasue Vegeta is so terse with his words and ESPEICALLY if hes tasked to explain Hinself. And Yamucha would probably just be like Look Bulma What Do You want Me To Do .. I Get Kind Of Bored and Lonely in my , swanky cabin. Sorry But A Hustla Is Gonna Hustle You Feel Me ?!

Doesnt explain why Vegeta was hustla-able.

So strange .

Well what if she was a fujoshi about it . What if in her later years shes a little Different too and getting bored with convention. That would make it weirder for everyone involved. Vegeta wouldn't have it . He loves his wife and he would choose her every time . Theres no reason to keep Yamucha around if his wife knows about all this .

So strange