#dbd incorrect quotes

[inkwell-illustrations]

The Cat King: Can I try rizzing you up? Edwin: Sure?? The Cat King: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

crystal: charlie, do you want to play a game

charles: no

night nurse: why would i ever want to play a game with you

crystal: it's called girlfriend or best mate

charles: no please no

night nurse: ... and what does this game entail

charles: crystal im begging you

crystal: ill give you a quote ive heard charles say and you have to guess if it was about me before we broke up, or his "platonic-best-mate" edwin

charles: oh bloody hell

night nurse: are the boys not already, as the humans say, together?

crystal: *slamming her hands down on the table* EXACTLY

[i-miss-clouds-i-miss-byler]

Charles, wearing Edwin’s clothes: Anyone have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Charles: “Charles, what are you doing?”

Edwin: Charles, what are you doing?

Niko: You summoned him.

[markeater]

*walks up to microphone*

Danny Johnson

*skitters away*

-MalusArtem

Interviewer: What would we have to do to make you quit smoking?

Y/n: Like what? What can you give me?

Interviewer: Would you quit smoking if someone gave you $500,000?

Y/n: A person? For money? Would they really sell their dignity like that?

Interviewer: Smoking is harmful.

Y/n: Harmful?

Interviewer: Do you use it?

Y/n: Of course.

Y/n: Then how do you know whether it's harmful to me? If it's harmful, then why does the earth grow it—

Interviewer: But—

*cuts them off*

Y/n: My dear, is there anything more sacred than soil?

Interviewer: No.

Y/n: Then the matter is settled.

Interviewer: Would you quit smoking for Jed Olsen?

Y/n: ...

Y/n: I'd quit for Danny Johnson.

[dead-by-mending]

*2v8 trial going downhill...*

Evan : OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ?! TIME OUT ! GET ON TOP OF THE LOCKER ! GET UP THERE !

Frank : *Climbing* THIS REALM IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE !!!

[theres-a-body-here]

Sable: "When meeting new people remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble"

(Y/N), nodding along: "Light and casual, got it"

~~~~

(Y/N), throwing themselves at the Killer's feet: "I LOVE SWEATY, EVIL, AND VIOLENT MEN, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

Screams and yells echo through the realm as the killer frantically attempts to shake off (Y/N) from their thighs

~~~~

Sable, panicking and holding her head: "He's pulling the freak-off card THIS EARLY?"

Mikaela, looking through binoculars: "If he u-turns the topic back to the Mori Rework we might clutch this"

[vik-the-prik]

Niko: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he like liked Apollo?

Edwin: ICARUS?

[colcredglass]

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