#dbd quotes

[somethingoodigquotes]

"If you punish yourself everywhere becomes hell" -dead boy detectives

[somethinggoodig]

"If you punish yourself everywhere becomes hell" - dead boy detectives

[justangryingeneral]

Y/N: AND BY THE ENTITY, I WILL BRING WRATH UPON YOU LIKE I AM THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN HELL AND SATAN HIMSELF

Oni: *tears of joy, finally someone who understands him*

[komitelio]

*David comes up with blood on his hand and shirt*

David : Felix, honey, you love me, right ?

Felix : Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

[gooobert]

*entity stands amid Felix's destroyed work space*

Entity: *booming* HOW? How were you able to summon me?!

Felix (frantically clicking undo) *screaming and crying*: I don't know. I was just trying to format an outline in Word. You were supposed to be bullet points

[robinsarm]

*Ace visiting Felix's home in Germany*

Felix: Don't breathe on that. It's expensive.

Ace: >:(

[baggy-eyed]

*Cheryl bleeding*

Quentin : Cheryl what’s your type !?

Cheryl : Girl, brown hair, wearing ponytail, determi-

Quentin : I mean your blood type !

Cheryl : Oh... Red

[semi-fish]

At times I think about how I stared down a Michael and then got moried just because I forgot how he works.