Edwin: Can you turn the lights on? Charles: I don't need to! You're the only light I need in my life! Edwin: Charles, I love you, but I can't see!
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Edwin: Can you turn the lights on? Charles: I don't need to! You're the only light I need in my life! Edwin: Charles, I love you, but I can't see!
Edwin: Charles provides the brawn to our little operation, madam. I, you may not be entirely surprised to learn, am the brains.
Client: He doesn’t look very brawny.
Edwin: True, but that’s nothing compared to how much he’s not brainy.
Charles: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Edwin: You're a hazard to society.
Crystal: And a coward. Do twenty.
Charles talking about Edwin: I would never say that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don’t like him. That’s not true… My boyfriend is a bitch and I like him so much!
Edwin: Are you decent?
Cat King: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that is what you are asking.
Dbd as quotes from Russian Badger videos, part 3
Danny : Poor Joey, one of the few able to socialize with both killers and survivors, still cannot find a maiden
Caleb, after Susie begged him to : *shoots a survivor* Yeehaw, chucklefucks...
Ji-Woon : *starts a joke*
Jeff : Nah, nah, Ji-Woon, no, no, no sorry
Joey : Did you just cut his bit 2 words in ? Goddamn !
Ji-Woon : I am leaving
Joey : Are we vetoing bits now ??? Can we just do that ?
Jake : Oh he actually left
Frank : I hate this guy but how do you think someone's story is not funny like 25% of the way through and you cut it off ? You literally just say SHUT UP, you skip the whole dialogue
Joey : That shit was literally 2% and yall were like "nu-ah, cut his mic"
Jeff : Wait he actually left the whole realm ? Hold on I didn't want to hurt his feelings
Joey : *laughs uncontrolably*
Frank : Damn, Joey is the Scooby-Doo villain now
(Jesus that one was long)
Nea : It'd be cooler if the Entity was a Funko Pop or something
Survivor : *fumbles incredibly hard*
Frank : The council have reviewed your case and had granted you a single yike
Wesker: I know you took my glasses, give them back before I break your neck.
Ji woon: nuh uh
Wesker: fuck you mean nuh uh???