Just read both NSFW daddy Albert headcannons
May I request a part three whenever you think of more?
Of course take all the time you need and no rushing yourself
Platonic friendship love to you friendo ❤
HELLO FRIEND!! sorry this took so long!!
Albert Wesker x GN!Reader
hope you don’t mind that instead of HCs i did,,,
Albert Wesker NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He tries to be good at aftercare but he’s a busy man and sometimes he’ll just leave you after fucking your brains out to go do more work.
When he’s not busy he loves to kiss you in the afterglow. maybe one last bite to your neck before slowly kissing his way up to your nose.
He does clean himself off before helping you clean if the two of you can’t shower. if you can shower you bet his ass what a picking you up and showering with you.
he would just. plop you into a warm bath and leave you sometimes
he’s good at pillow talk tho
praises you for doing so good for him all while kissing you
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He loves his arms. Loves how strong he is and absolutely adores showing off his strength with you. Picking you up and fucking you against a wall, your legs hooked over his shoulders with your arms around his neck, him holding your complete weight by your ass as he fucks you silly.
He’s got super strength of a God so you’re not falling out of his arms any time soon.
He loves your neck. Honesty he loves all of you but he loves your neck and thighs the most. it’s a power thing for him to love your neck. he could easily crush your windpipe if he squeezes just a bit harder, he could bruise the soft flesh so easily, he could kill you with a flick of his wrist and snap your neck. the thought drives him wild.
Loves choking you. pressing his pointer finger and thumb right under your jaw making your head fuzzy. adores leaving kisses, bite marks, and hickies. if you let him he will bruise your throat with his hand.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
cumming inside you is his favorite place to cum, so warm inside you as you spasm around him. loves to scoop up any leaking cum and push it back in with his fingers.
also loves to cum on your face. just seeing you stained with him makes him hard again.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he keeps them in his back pants pocket or jacket pocket.
yes sometimes he sniffs them.
sometimes if he’s hard he’ll go into the bathroom and cum in them, if you’re not around. tho he washes them and silently returns it to you bc ew crusty
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
well he’s got a kid so he’s sorta experienced
i feel like he’s not a sex god but he’s also not virgin levels of knowledge? you feel me?
he still knows what he’s doing tho.
you like him touching you in this one place? he takes a mental note of it and uses it against you
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
he also loves doggy when his hand is on the back of your head pushing you down into bed as he fucks into you hard
loves you riding him. seeing your hips struggle after a while of thrusting, loosing your pace as your muscles burn, but still trying to fuck yourself on him trying to cum on his cock. if you stop your shaking legs and just beg him to fuck you, he’ll show you mercy.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
you might not be. i mean do you hear how corny half the stuff that comes out of his mouth is in RE5?? i couldn’t keep a straight face during his fight i was too busy making fun of him.
i feel like the only time he wouldn’t be serious is when there’s a continuous funny sound. like let’s say he’s fucking you and some air happens to get trapped and make a funny fart sound over, and over, and over, and over, he would snort and stop, fix the two of you then continuing to make your brain mush.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
i know he’s almost hairless in RE5 idc this is my head canon and i say he’s got a happy trail
artists please give wesker a happy trail i’m bEGGING
he doesn’t care how groomed his partner is as long as it’s not a 70’s porno bush i think then he would tell you to shave
doesnt mind body hair on his partner either
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
most of the time he’s fucking you so hard you get cock drunk
if you ask he will be slower and more sensual
but even some nights he just wants to hold you. the nights when his red eyes are clouded with conflict, those are the nights where he’ll take his time with you
on these nights he wants to focus on you instead of a mutual pleasure.
he takes it slow, but not a snails pace. he wants to make you gasp, to shudder, to let you feel loved.
he’s not very good with people and not good at emotions either but, he tries for you. he wants you to know he loves you even if he isn’t sensual every night
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he doesn’t get himself off very often
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
i feel like he might be into texture play
authority kink (treat him like a god or a superior and he’ll fuck you so hard and good till your a babbling mess)
i can make an entire list of what kinks i think Wesker has. and no they are not all self indulgent lol >:3
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
LOVES TO FUCK YOU IN HIS OFFICE.
i feel like he wouldn’t want anyone to see you two tho, he locks the doors
slightly public places are fun and fine for him but you belong to him and only he can see and hear you whining for him
loves to fuck you in either your bed or his if you two don’t live together
if you live together then yes his favorite place is yalls bed
shower is also a favorite for him
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
literally just you existing gets him hard and horny.
also noticing how small you are compared to him. makes him feral
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
anything you don’t want to do he will respect and stay away from
i have a feeling he would try anything at least once
not into feet things no, or things that are considered ‘extreme’ fetishes like feeding, anything ‘filthy’, or balloons. those are hard No’s.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
give him head and he will loose his own head
not afraid to go down on you and will never complain
he just loves to see you on your knees i front of him. seeing your eyes stare up at him through your lashes. you’re trying so hard to make him feel good and please him and it. drives. him. wild.
he’s very skilled with his tongue and mouth. the first time he goes down on you it might be new territory for him, he’ll be a little sloppy at first but he gets learning real fast
he would prefer you to sit on his face in a 69 than have you lay down on your back
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he loves to start out at a medium speed but mostly focusing on hitting you as hard as he can. it leaves you whimpering and gasping with how hard and deep he’s going
rough rough rough rough *chanting*
gripping onto your hips to help you meet his relentless fast thrusts, his tentacles wrapping around your throat, nails digging into your flesh
fast and rough but at a perfect pace that leaves you breathless and gasping with tears running down your face from how good he pounding into you
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he’s not a massive fan of them but sometimes they’re needed
like in his office if he’s horny and you’re there? fuck yea he’s gonna bend you over his desk and take you right there
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he’s cool to try anything once (within reason)
mostly risky in choking you till you’re about to black out. your vision going fuzzy and black spots appear. if you don’t like that then give him a little tap tap and the pressure is released.
Loves to put a vibe toy in you and control it when you’re out in public. you better learn how to suppress your sounds in public because whoooooo boy.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
,,, i’m scared of his stamina
in his boss fight he just falls to the ground and then gets back up in a matter of seconds
if he can recover that fast in a fight imagine how fast he can recover during sex
the hentai trope of fucking all night and into the day? yea he can make that a reality.
if you only wanna have one round? he’s cool with that, he’s not tired but he’ll still go to sleep with you (if he’s not busy)
if you want to fuck him as many times as your body can handle? the man loves a good experiment. he’ll fuck you till your about to pass out if you want.
will keep a chart of how long y’all fucked with how many times he’s made you cum and he tries to top it
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
use them on him too. yes.
gags? yes. blindfolds? yes. ropes? yes. he uses them on you.
get him a vibrating cock ring and he will go. f. e r a. l.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He knows you love his voice. he uses it against you. like a little shit.
whispers dirty things in your ears throughout the day, telling you how badly he wants to fuck you, how hard he is, how badly he needs you.
loves to pin you against surfaces and kiss your neck, leave marks, and just leave you a panting mess then right when his hands are about to go up your shirt,,, he turns around and leaves you
but if you tease him? oh my gods. he will put you in your place.
tease him more often because it results in you being so sore that you won’t be able to walk for an hour or two after.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he’s constantly running his mouth with vile words in your ears
but when he finally does shut up he’s moaning and he wHIMPERS
he’s loud and proud and not afraid to make sounds, grunts, growls and purrs
during sensual sex he purrs <3
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Loves to have you wear his sunglasses on your head when he’s fucking you
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
he’s bigger than average, about 7 inches and he’s girthy af.
not so much that he can’t enter you, not enough where he’s going to break you, or have it hurt so bad but jjuuuusssstt enough for that good good hurt stretch
his cock makes you feel full
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
he got a normal sex drive i would say
tho sometimes there’s a spike where he’s just a massive horny asshole who needs to fuck you till you both are insane with pleasure
but he’s not constantly jumping in your pants
probably a bit higher than normal really
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
if he doesn’t have to leave to do work right after or it’s not a quicky he makes sure you fall asleep first.
he wants to make sure you’re at peace snuggled into him before he closes his eyes