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nate: woahhh, smells like somebody hasn’t showered since birds were letters. thats... a hieroglyphics joke.

zari: ha! nice.

mummmy: *grumbles*

zari: woahh, buddy, don’t talk with your mouth full, am i right?

nate: *laughs* mummies are the biggest dummies. hey, you big dummy-mummy, got your containment cell all set up, and we upgraded you to a king-size sarcophagus.

zari: oh and uh, would you like a wake-up call from the front desk in, i don’t know, about a thousand years?

zari: ...alright, cool. bye.

nate: bye.

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ava, to sara: i mean, what the hell was that?

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“my dad made a deal with a demon to open a theme park...?”

—nathaniel heywood

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ishirō honda: your creation was magnificent

mick rory: i was thinking about a fourth boob—

ishirō honda: three was plenty

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oliver: what’s he been up to since getting out of prison?

rene: partying like a guy who just got out of prison.

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have y'all seen that one panel from the injustice comic that's like.. this guy who just got the shit beat out of him and he's like "PONIES!" like I might not be remembering 100% right but. damn 14 year old me had a fit about that.

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“let’s put dick in a box.”

—john constantine

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“i’m not sentimental. i am russian.”

—antony knyazev

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felicity, unprompted: i know python.

curtis: the supervillain?

felicity: no, no, no. the programming language.