Jun 17, 2025
Carl: Yeah I got good at frogger because my mom locked me in the basement anytime my dad's friends came around because she didn't want me around them... why are you guys looking at me like that?
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Carl: Yeah I got good at frogger because my mom locked me in the basement anytime my dad's friends came around because she didn't want me around them... why are you guys looking at me like that?
*When Katia first joined the royal court*
Katia: Why does the Ai call you baby girl?
Carl: Katia, do me a favor. Why don't we stop talking for a little while?
*Katia on the fourth floor*
Katia: That was so fucking insane I can't stop shaking!
Carl: I could really go for like a dr.pepper and takis right now.
Book 5 Spoilers:
Okay so you know when Carl rips the nipplering out of Iota and the mongolienses licking his feet. I just imagined the Ais jaw dropping to the floor literally and it made me laugh.
*Mordecai when he found out Stalwart punched Chaco*
Mordecai: YEAHHHH!
*Mordecai when he found out Odette made Donut her champion*
Mordecai: NOOOOOO!
Katia: Hey Mordecai, why is Carl in a harness?
Mordecai: I saw him muttering to himself about something and I didn't hear what it was and I didn't want to deal with whatever it was so he's in a harness until I'm ready or he drops it whichever comes sooner.
Ai: I just want you for my own.
Carl: Please leave me the fuck alone.
Carl: I've got to get back before Donut realizes I'm not in bed!
Donut back in the saferoom realizing Carl is gone: Carl? CARL!