#dcvastation

[urumisu]

"alt!"

FROM:

   Lights are dim, the air is quiet, though smoke billows into the room–

   That is, until something bursts into light and echoes across the walls, a very metallic and rumbling–

“O~h, Yes!

“Have no fear, darlings!

“The r e a l star of the show is here, now! ⭐”

[angelfccdie]

"Never have I ever laughed at my own jokes."

Never Have I Ever | Accepting | 1/10

A fabricated, resigned sigh. “Well, someone has to.” Bottoms up.

[disobligingly]

"Never have I ever gotten stronger than my attendant."

Play “Never Have I Ever” with my muse! - accepting

He snorts, only vaguely aware that it's a rather undignified response to such an idea, and thus the fifth shot is taken.

Turning to Beerus fully, he sets the glass down (perhaps a little harder than he meant to, if the definite 'thunk' it makes is any indication), blinking slowly.

"Well... I mean yeah, I guess. If you wanna be technical or.. whatever, you’re right. Doesn’t mean I can’t admire what ‘e’s got though, right?

There’s a bit of snickering that follows.

“--good thing I can say yes to this one though, huh? ‘cause if you were stronger than Whis, we’d all prob’ly be fucked.”

5/10

[coola98-blog]

@dcvastation / cont.

    ❛ It has all been nothing but mere luck, ❜ he finds himself muttering in response, taking the initiative to pick up a nearby stick, a few feet in length, charred at one end-- to prod at the fire he had made for himself.     ❛ Somehow, death evades me. Perhaps in my subconscious, I have strong survival skills that I have projected without my own notice, I just do not know. ❜

    His ankles cross, cheek resting in his palm. ❛ -- Stealing has certainly been a factor, but with the Namek ruining my belongings, I do try not to take what I cannot replicate. ❜

[cruciatusxxcervus]

@dcvastation liked for a short starter

Her amber eyes took on a vicious light upon the sleek, feline-like being. His aura was loud, suffocating, like a massive firestorm. It crackled and roared in intensity, and it was then the spiritual wanderer had a striking thought. Was this... one who called himself god of destruction? A mortal, taking on the status and powers not meant for living flesh and blood. Despite her revulsion at the thought, the Kirinite’s fear of being killed was the far more dominant drive. “You... have a different spirit from most.” It was a factual statement, and she kept her voice flat in hopes to hide her churning dismay.

[oxenchi]

"Never have I ever taught a child."

“Yer really missin’ out! There’s nothin’ more rewardin’ and fullfillin’ than teachin’ yer child.”

“Bottoms up!”

1/10

[almond-joyous]

@dcvastation from x }

“Holidays? What holidays?”

Champa knew full well ‘what holidays’. But just visiting his brother, vying for his company on such a celebratory occasion so innocently?

P F F T.

“Oh! No, I know this... It’s that one where the one person who could possibly challenge you for being such a recluse comes down and throws boxes at kids, isn’t it? And then humans freak out over the year changing on their calendars? Bizarre.”

[thecorteztwins]

"You're dirty, disgusting, but I can't get enough of your loving." (just reading this made me choke on my soup)

“Then if you wish to continue to receive such blessings, you should get on your knees and be properly GRATEFUL for them rather than hurling about baseless obscenities at your betters!”