no, my new ddadds character is not just lucretia with a fake beard and a packer, and it is very rude of you to think so

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no, my new ddadds character is not just lucretia with a fake beard and a packer, and it is very rude of you to think so
OH
the walk mary home “glitch” is apparently that if you went on the first date with joseph but skipped the second, you can walk her home, but if you went on the second, you’re fucking seducing her husband so obviously she is not super cool with it
this... makes sense
“you just invited me for my height advantage,” says alaine, a 5′3′′ twink
continuing ddadds
i made an Alistair to date craig (b/c he is Also Buff) but he’s flailing towards brian and mat now too so idk what he’s gonna do
fucking FINALLY
apparently you can dance so badly that you die?
dd update: playing dd
first character is a male zafira, which is to say that he is preposterously skinny, dark-skinned, and compulsively charming
next character is alan, which is to say that he is ginger, horrifyingly pale, and, uh, evil
Zavier (local Zafira) is coldly furious that he (they?) got locked into the Bad End for Robert by having inadvisable first date sex He has gone back in time, Homuralike, to romance him sweetly