THE WILD & WONDERFUL APPALACHIA WELCOMES… shelby 'shel' alstead as written by kit ( any ).
✱ affiliated with SILVER LININGS MILITIA ( SOLDIER ) ✱ working as DAIRY WORKER ( SILVA FARM & STABLES ) ✱ has taken up residence in DEVIL'S ELBOW ✱ born on DECEMBER 14TH ( 32 ) ✱ identifying as CIS MAN ( HE / HIM ) ✱ known to be CHARISMATIC, CONFIDENT, BOLD, FEARLESS, UNINHIBITED ✱ also know to be MESSY, RECKLESS, NON-COMMITTAL, IMMATURE, TACTLESS ✱ portrayed by GLEN POWELL
WANTED CONNECTIONS.
➥ younger brother: the middle of the alstead boys, also a mess like shelby but not the original family disappointment just misunderstood perhaps.
DIGGING DEEPER.
he was meant to be the golden boy from the start but shelby alstead didn’t take long to show everyone he was the original family disappointment. a mess on wheels despite the efforts of his parents to get him to act right, which ultimately had them sending shelby into the military academy. they told him it was to straighten him out but they had been planning the move ever since they confirmed another child was on the way. shelby was going to make the family’s money troubles go away and bring them honor. their ambitions couldn’t be further from the truth.
to the east atlantic military academy’s credit, they definitely tried to break shelby down and make him into a compliant, perfect soldier with a big ol’ brain and a poster boy smile. a smartass mouth tried to remind them time and time again that he wasn’t moldable and he had a real hard head. it took them seven long years to figure out what he’d tried to tell them all along. he would never comply and he wasn’t an orphan so they couldn’t go about getting rid of him. no, there was no legally standard way of getting shelby alstead to follow their instruction, there was no future for a soldier who won’t take orders.
it was on his fifteenth birthday that he was discharged back to his parents, expelled from the e. a. military academy. after a solid week of daily lectures and arguments of what he planned to do with his life from there on, it turned to the silent treatment and after that his parents never had too much to say to him unless it was to get after him again. he was dishonorable and a disappointment and he couldn’t foresee that changing in their eyes no matter what he did so he stopped trying. instead, he focused his efforts on his younger brothers and keeping them safe from what he had to go through and not letting his parents put them in some kind of mold they didn’t fit in.
besides school, which he was never good at because he simply didn’t have the attention span or care. he kept himself busy doing something he did enjoy. long before sofia took over the ranch, he got a part-time job there and it turned out he had a natural talent for wrangling cattle and general dairy farming. by seventeen he’d dropped out of high school and started living on the silva ranch, learning everything he could and making a steady paycheck. most of which, he drank and partied away, or spent on impulse decisions like his truck betsy or his dog tater tot. none of which changed much as he got older. he’s managed to keep his job by some miracle but he hasn’t stopped drinking, sleeping around, or antagonizing anyone with authoritarian uniforms or complexes yet. the only thing he does keep true to is being a somewhat decent big brother and actively plans to take the government down someday with the silver lining militia.
EXTRAS.
family & connections :
stacey alstead: youngest brother
sofia silva: boss
jeremiah moore: bouncer who removes him from the mad scientist from time to time and wakes him up when he passes out outside in the back of his truck.
guy dwerryhouse: co-worker, drinking buddy, occasional partner in crime
zodiac: sagittarius sun, libra moon, aries rising
mbti: estp
character inspo: francis wilkerson (malcolm in the middle), peter venkman (ghostbusters), colt bennett (the ranch), flynn rider (tangled), tallahassee (zombieland), kayce dutton (yellowstone), dean winchester (supernatural), tyler owens (twisters)














