#dead ant

[fanofspooky]

Scream Queen - Sydney Sweeney

Requested by @cultofcreatures

[z0mbi3-s0krat3s]

I had a lot of fun with this one. Great (comedic) opening scene, a fistful of familiar faces, a couple of hotties in bikinis, and plenty of laughs. There was just enough gore to check that box, and I liked all the characters. I'm honestly (somewhat) surprised that it only got a 4.8 on IMDb. My guess is it's because there are a few mainstream names in it that brought in the high-maintenence crowd who were likely appalled by the budget cgi. Personally I think that where comedic creature features are concerned, the crappy(ish) cgi adds to the lulz. Also, I have a soft spot for drug-trips; seeing people act completely out of their cabesas amuses me. I had to hit this one with a 7/10 because I'll definitely rewatch this badboy sometime down the line. Now streaming on Prime Video.

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Dead Ant (2017), dir. Ron Carlson

[beautifulfaaces]

Joi Liaye

Facts

American actress

Filmography

Karen [Like Blood: 2019]

Nia [Legacies: 2019]

Lisa [Dead Ant: 2017]

Princess [Love Escapes us: 2014]

Appearance

black hair

curls

brown eyes

1.68m

Roleplay

playable: young adult

[horror-hotties]

Cortney Palm

Horror Cred: Zombeavers, The Dark Tapes, Silent Night, Death House, Dead Ant, Hacksaw

[riotatthemovies]

Dead Ant (2017)

Man that movie pilot comment is true and yet so misleading. It is like Spinal Tap meets Tremors yet not anywhere near . Honestly it was better than I expect it. Lots of great parts but like many american horror comedies of the 21st century it lacks flow. An insane opening scene that comes off fairly hilarious for monster violence and completely illogical nudity. Then jumps into a movie that basically takes the whole time in an RV either driving in the dessert or stuck in the dessert. The idiocy of the band is a lot like Spinal Tap but more as a bad impression of them instead of anywhere near as creative or funny. I have no idea where I got this idea but for some reason I thought that band in the movie was actually played by Steel Panther, which may not have been better acting but may have been more interesting. The CGI killer ants are not too bad as this is not a no budget backyard schlock movie but a jump back to way studio left over movie was handed to the lower ranks to in turn make stupid schlock movies, like Anaconda movies or especially Eight Legged Freaks. It is kind of like that as its a project by one of those guys that makes Christmas movies to help investors in hollywood make leftover money “disappear”.

 The ant attacks are very on par with lesser Critter movies and as mentioned Eight Legged Freaks... but again let me say , not as enjoyable. Well ok maybe as enjoyable as Critters 4 cause I personally thought that movie stank. Tom Arnold however as the bands burned out at wits end manager is shockingly very good and almost likeable in this, in a fat run down Bruce Campbell kinda way... so yeah basically in a Bruce Campbell kinda way. Oddly enough Tom sells egotistical aged rocker with gore and pain gags as he laughs out losing his hands... hmmm also not unlike Bruce would.

  Oh yeah the plot... uhhh a band on its way to perform at a stoner festival i the dessert gets stuck off the road in the middle of nowhere just as evil giant Ants invade out of the sand. They hide out in the RV as they get pegged off one by one by the monsters that get bigger and bigger . All in the name of dated hair metal references (normally I would also enjoy that) . They even use shitty hair metal to fight killer ants. A lot of driving around and bitching about life until the killer ants get them and then you get a scene as they try to find the keys to there truck while hiding the injured friends in the back and trying not to wake up the ants... so that of course is when you say “Oh yeah this is like tremors, just dumber”. It is aware that it is dumb, which does not always mean it helps the fact.

 Cheap but funny with predictable monster gore and trying to hard with sex jokes and also just plain bad jokes. It all takes places in a tiny location in the desert until the end battle of the monsters at the concert location.  Makes you wonder how the budget was decided. Probably to fill in contracts so no production budgets just real actors that needed to get paid, unlike most movies with similar plots these days. Well ok if you count Tom Arnold, Jake Busey and Sean Astin as buyable actors. Oh yeah and Tommy Hill from Twin Peaks.

 Sean Astin in his laziest role, he bare even gets up in the movie. I guess you get what you pay for eh Rudy? Goonies never say die and neither does metal dude.  Actually SPOILER Sean Astin does and he gets fucked wrecked which is his best part in the movie cause he is covered in gore effects. Kudos Sean.

All and all not thrilled but I think people will get a laugh out of it. However you could just double bill Spinal Tap and Tremors and be doing a million times better for yourself.

For now I shall sing the Pink Panther theme.. deadant deadant deadantdeadant deadant deeaaddaaaaannt.... get it?..... oh shut up.

[cinemasentries]

Dead Ant

[brokehorrorfan]

Watch the trailer for Dead Ant. Written and directed by Ron Carlson (All American Christmas Carol), the indie horror-comedy will have its world premiere at Screamfest in Hollywood next month.

Tom Arnold (True Lies), Sean Astin (The Lord of the Rings), Jake Busey (Starship Troopers), Rhys Coiro (Entourage), Leisha Hailey (The L Word), Cameron Richardson (Alvin and the Chipmunks), and Danny Woodbury (Seinfeld) star.

This one sounds like a good time. The synopsis should be all you need:

When the one-hit-wonder glam-metal band Sonic Grave embark on a trip to Coachella in hopes of a comeback, their peyote trip pit stop in Joshua Tree incites an unworldly viscous attack, and they must rock themselves out of harms way.