#dead parrot

[unrelatable-touhou]

[w0-2013-365]

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the norwegian blue prefers kipping on his back

[notaplaceofhonour]

“unalive” “yahtzees” “pdf files”

if you’re going to censorship yourself on platforms that require it you know you can use euphemisms with panache and sizzle, right?

you don’t have to make it sound like newspeak babyspeak that makes people’s soul’s cringe into oblivion because you just uttered the spoken equivalent of comic sans

here. a bunch of ways to say “dead” without saying “unalive”. try literally any of these:

[hypnopabinia]

Turnabout Dead Parrot

(I couldn't stop the parrot from animating a little due to objection.lol's limitations, but somehow those few milliseconds where it looks directly at the camera just make it unintentionally funnier).

[scholarofgloom]

[thesuetyouforgot]

Did you know that you can paint your room in the colour of your beloved ex-parrot?

Resene, Norwegian Blue - Hex #586483

[talkstothemoonandstars]

Happy 85th Birthday, John Cleese!!

You should celebrate and go buy a parrot. I've heard that the Norwegian Blue is a lovely bird.

[fignewtonsbythesleeve]

Not sure it gets better then this