#deadalytothegrid

[halicarnassushorror]

battersleuth replied to your post: Alright! So what you’re meant to inform me is something Dirk has already spilled the beans on, so to speak. I’m happy for the two of you! What an adorable couple you’ll make!! I’m glad that we are friends, Jake, really I am! I wish the best to both of you! Adventures, irony, babies!!

Ms. Lolande is just fine and dandy as well! Why wouldn’t we both be just fine? We are your friends, of course, the very best of FRIENDS and we are happy for our friends when they are happy!!! Of course!

You certainly do sound fine and dandy!  What with all the exclamation points...??

I could really think of no finer duo of friends capable intelligent and as ms lalonde would say DEADLY than the two of you.  Really jane youre fantastic and our whole...  Friendly friendness is no less than PRIMO.

Ive got to get cracking on messaging lalonde personally so im glad this conversation both cleared things up and exists as a fine reminder for that.  Two birds one stone and whatnot.

[battersleuth-blog]

==> Message Roxy

Dirk seemed to imply that your best friend knows nothing of the mysterious happenings between him and Jake. But you're finding that a little hard to swallow, certainly she wouldn't keep it from you if she did know, but Roxy has always had her ways. That's a disheartening thing to think, though, that all of your friends are keeping some secret from you.

... Which probably means it's about you.

-- gustyGumshoe began bothering tipsyGnostalgic --

GG: R, are you there?

GG: Well, more importantly, are you feeling better?

GG: I wanted to ask you about something that I think is going on between our good pals Strider and English, but I don't want to harass you while you're convalescing.

You hope it's not about you.

[halicarnassushorror]

Present from Roxy ==> Arrive

((Sorry these responses are hella late.  I've been/am super sick and had a hellish work week.))

Ms. Lalonde has graced you with a textual masterpiece of the adventure game variety.  You make quick work of the dialogue.  Not like it's any kind of task when the theme of the game is centered around a Cameron classic.

It's pretty much a downpour of mayhem, adventure, and blue chicks.  All your favorite things.  You're rewarded with a full-screen image closeup of a bikini-clad Neytiri making a kissy face at the screen.  The picture is something anyone but you would probably describe as bizarre and mildly creepy.  Also of extremely low .jpg quality, garnering the mysterious words "doki doki" in comic sans and a neon green border around her with hand-drawn sparkles.  But the idea of the sight you're currently immersed in is anything other than raw beauty doesn't even cross your mind.

You're at peace.  At least until your transmaterializer whirrs again -

[battersleuth-blog]

I can't stop playing this game my dear friend Roxy sent me! I've never been much for games, especially compared to her elite skills, but this is completely adorable and addicting. Maybe it could use a bit of editing, in terms of the narrative, but I would be loathe to discourage her passion for writing and coding.

Especially when the results are simply precious!

And just now I've received another personalized literary adventure from the infamous remixer Dirk Strider, so I will surely be up all night enjoying both.

I couldn't ask for a better pair of friends.

I imagine if they combined their forces the video game and/or adult contemporary literature market would be utterly, how they might say, owned. Until then, I'm happy to benefit from their talents myself.

[battersleuth-blog]

deadalytothegrid replied to your photoset: Let’s see if I can’t get this photoset function...

aww jeez janey those cupcakes are just pure perfection you are the bestest bffsy a girl could have. i can try appearifying them myself it should work if thats where theyre supposed to go i think

Well, I absolutely want them to be with you, so hopefully that's enough to encourage your finicky appearifier to bring them to you! I hope they are as delicious as can be! You're the very best yourself and I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day!

If you don't, I might find myself cracking more than just eggs. But let's hope that's not the case, I really prefer to use spoonkind for mixing. I'm a baker, not a fighter.