#deadbeat hero

[the-east-art]

Doodles of that idea haha cuz I can

[thelaughbutton]

Ranking the catalog of Doug Stanhope

Ranking the catalog of Doug Stanhope

Photo: Robert Shakespeare

There are only a few comedians who are viewed as true originals. They may never be the most popular comic in the world, and they may never sell out arenas, but their legend will live on forever thanks to the fact they’re your favorite comic’s favorite comic. They’re the envelope pushers, charging beyond the so-called trigger warnings that cause society to pause while…

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[coolontheboardwalk]

'The only true freedom that you find is when you realise and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically fucked and then you are free to float around the system.' - Doug Stanhope

[cyleeee]

All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life is temporary for a reason - because it gets boring after a while.

Doug Stanhope - Deadbeat Hero

[june-of-earth]

I did a benefit for fallen police officers…yeah it was called the pigs and blankets foundation. I masturbated through the whole event with a pinwheel hat on, right in the front row.

Doug Stanhope

[apatternedhorizon]

They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the Social Security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor cocksucker, 'cause he's not really good with math. So he'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your shit. He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your penis pump, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, 'cause you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish 'cause you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment', and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again, John Ashcroft, you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it. [audience member]: Hey, don't hold back! [Doug]: You got an argument? [a.m.] No, keep goin'! ... The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically fucked, and then you are free to float around the system

Doug Stanhope, Deadbeat Hero

[scomedy]

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

Doug Stanhope (from Deadbeat Hero)

[heaveninourarms]

Best stand-up comedian I know. The first time I got out of my country was to go to London to see him.