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The (Russian) Prank War

Continued from Wade’s pranking adventures for @cuz-tony-stark

Wade watched how Steve spaced out and sighed. He still felt damned giddy and it took all of his effort not to break out in small fits of laughter. “Cap, I...” he wanted to say he’d never deam of doing anything inappropriate, but that would be the biggest lie in history. He huffed and shook his head, a wry smile tugging at his lips. “I would never dream of buying a whoopie cushion.” Oh no, I’d steal it I’d get more creative than that. "Are you alright? How about Egor? Has he recovered?” Wade got up from where he was sitting and walked towards Cap, trying to get a look over his shoulder.

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Catch a Break

Continued from I’m taking you on vacation, damn it for @rightisntalwayseasy

“Well,” Wade tilted his head and smiled at Steve’s blush. Gah, he’s cute though. Don’t comment, don’t comment, don’t comment. “Maybe I’ll tell you about how you helped me when we get to France.” Wade nodded thougthfully. Of course, he’d rather not - but if he was getting to know Steve, it was only fair that Steve got to know him. “Unless you think France is a terrible choice. Why am I feeling bad for you? Did you want to stay clear of Europe all together? Maybe Asia is a better choice? The Caribbean? What climate would you prefer?” Wade’s eyebrows knotted together, the words spilled out of him fast. He was worried he’d fucked up somehow. That France would trigger war ptsd or whatever. As he took a moment to actually let the rest of Steve’s word sink in, he took a deep breath, got his “smooth” back on, and asked; “How quickly can you pack?”