Reluctant Hero?
= Thirty-Five = (Chapter List)
Five hours later a group starting to feel hangovers consisting of Nora, Cardin and surprisingly Glynda Goodwitch entered what used to be Beacon's cafeteria. Jaune now sporting his mechanical hand stood behind the repurposed buffet counter... which was not a bar, complete with seating.
Jaune stood behind the bar. When he noticed they had entered, he smiled his disarming smile and stretched his arms out side.
Jaune: Welcome to ... FORGET IT ALL Bar and Restaurant!
Cardin: How in the hell?
Nora: Bar and...
Glynda: Restaurant?
Cardin: Seriously... how did you get this all together in a few hours?
Jaune: This is the result of dedicated and focused actions, Now come here and sit. We have about half-an-hour before we're open to the public.
Glynda: Excuse me? The public?
Jaune: Well... sort of. More just the student and faculty...
Cardin was the first to take a seat. He eyed the several massive crystal or glass beverage dispensers. Each filled to capacity with an slight ominous pink liquid. A few moments later Nora and Glynda joined him.
Cardin: So... that's Pink Fuck?
Jaune: No... well yes... but you said it wrong.
Nora: Said it wrong?
Jaune: Yep.
Glynda: And how are you supposed to say it... Mr. Arc?
Jaune: Nah, nah. Mr. Arc is my father. I'm just Jaune.
Glynda: Okay... Jaune... how are you supposed to say the name of that concoction?
Jaune smiled as he dispensed three glasses of the hand-made liquid.
Jaune: 🎶PINK FUCK 🎶
The trio seated at the bar shared a look as Jaune all smiles set a glass of the liquid before each of them. Nora picked hers up and gave it a sniff.
Nora: WHOA! That's smells sweet! What the hell is in this?
Jaune still smiling. Obviously very satisfied with himself.
Jaune: Well 🎶PINK FUCK 🎶is a propriety mix of various liqueurs, pink lemonade... and..
Jaune reached down and in a single movement deposited a very large Ziploc bag of white powder upon the counter.
Jaune: a shit ton of Ketamine.
Cardin, Nora, Glynda: KETAMINE???
Jaune: Yep. Now try it! It's like nothing you've ever had before!
Glynda pushed the glass before her away, giving Jaune a disgusted look, while Cardin picked up the glass and eyed it with obvious suspicion.
Glynda: I AM NOT drinking a glass full of that substance!
Jaune: Why? You a NARC?
Glynda: WHAT???
Jaune: I think you're a NARC. What about you guys?
Nora: Well she is... a professor here... so..
Cardin: I guess you could say she is.
Glynda: I am NOT a NARC! I am a respected professor of this institution! I have duties, and I am NOT interested in imbibing that... that concoction!
Jaune: That's what a NARC would say. So I need to ask you to leave, because this is a NARC free zone.
Glynda: I am not allowing...
Jaune: You already agreed I can do this.
Glynda: I did no such...
Jaune: Offering no... objections can be considered consent.
Glynda: ...
Jaune picked up Glynda's glass and held it out to her.
Jaune: So... NARC... you leaving so we can get this party started... OR...
Glynda: Or?
Jaune: Are you going to let down your hair and enjoy yourself for once?
Glynda: I enjoy myself just fine! Thank you very much!
Cardin: Don't believe it.
Glynda: What?
Nora: Yeah, I'm with Cardin... you look like a person who can never relax.
Glynda: I damn well know how to RELAX!
Jaune: Prove it. Have a drink.
Glynda: I have no interested in drinking a glass of Ketamine.
Jaune: Yep, Cardin and Nor a are right. I can see it. You have no clue how to let loose and just l;et you're problems slid away for a few hours of bliss...
With a snort of frustration and annoyance Glynda snatched the offered glass and pounded it back.
Jaune: That's the ticket!
Glynda slammed the tumbler on the counter top, and sat there for a couple of seconds blinking, before grimacing and shaking her head.
Glynda: That's sickeningly... zweet... zweet? Why iz my tongue nummmb?
Jaune shot Glynda a satisfied look as she weaved for a few seconds before collasping.
Nora: You KILLED HER!
Glynda a second later was up a dopey and very serene look on her face.
Glynda: Tat... waz... goooood...
Jaune raised his glass after setting another drink in front of the completely blitzed Glynda. Shrugging, Cardin also raised his glass into the air, followed by Nora.
Jaune: To forgetting this fucked up shit for a few hours! Say it with me...
Jaune, Nora, Cardin: 🎶PINK FUCK 🎶
Glynda raised her glass with a very unsteady hand, and giggled before lamming back her second serving.










