PAIRING : mina, doorman, paige, pocket x reader (separate).
SYNOPSIS : voicelines the deadlock characters would say to their lover in the midst of the chaos between york and greenwich.
TAGS : obviously game spoilers, implied kisses, pet names (beautiful, moonlight, dear, darling, protagonist, princess), ice cream (sorry if you’re lactose intolerant), protective mina, the doorman scaring reader, slightly possessive pocket, comfort (in pocket’s section), mina and pocket are ex fiancés, flirty doorman, rambly paige <3.
NOTES : | 9/8/25 | there’s not many deadlock fanfics as i’m writing this, so i hope to change that because i absolutely adore the characters in this game! this fic is inspired by @wisteriaiswriting’s voiceline headcanons for valorant so make sure you read them here!
pt 2 here!
𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝑯𝒂 .⋆♱
𖤐 Mina's reaction to laning with Reader
“Oh, hello, beautiful, I’m loving your outfit! Wait a second, is that my lipstick you’re wearing?! You know you could’ve just asked to borrow it.. Well, if I ever need a touch-up, I’ll be sure to steal some off your lips~.”
𖤐 Mina requesting to swap lanes to be with Reader
“Yeah, no. If I want anything done, I’m going to need a competent teammate.”
𖤐 Reader assists in Mina’s kill
“You should’ve seen the look on their face when I killed them! Or well- when we killed them, hehe~.”
𖤐 Pocket nearly kills Reader
“Get your PAWS off my Moonlight, Pocket! Are you okay?! Don’t worry, they’re never going near you ever again, I’ll be sure of it!”
𖤐 After the ritual
“So you wanna go shopping after all this? Really?! I knew you’d say yes! Our ruling over all vampires can wait!”
.˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒐𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒂𝒏
𖤐 The Doorman's reaction to laning with Reader
“Do you feel all prepared for battle, my Dear? It’s okay if not, you know I’ll always have your back and make up for any slip-ups. And after the ritual, would you like to accompany me in having tea at the Baroness? Your presence would be delightful~.”
𖤐 The Doorman assists in Reader’s kill
“Thanking me? That was most certainly all you. You really showed them no mercy~..”
𖤐 The Doorman scares Reader through a door he suddenly placed
“Boo! Haha, your frightened face is so adorable! Apologies, Darling, I just wanted to make sure everything was okay in York Lane. And from the looks of it, you have it all under control.”
𖤐 The Doorman protecting the Reader
“You went through my door just in time! And you managed to take out the Bookworm on your way out? I’m quite impressed~.”
𖤐 Adjusting the Doorman’s clothes after a fight
“I’m flattered, Dear. It’s somewhat comical; usually, I’m at your service. I hope you know that the Baroness will always have a room for the two of us~.”
-ˋˏ✄┈ 𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒈𝒆
𖤐 Paige's reaction to laning with Reader
“You want to know how my story is going? Oh, it’s going great! So great.. NO! No, you can’t read it! It’s too embarrassing.. Okay, well, maybe after the ritual, I’ll let you read it. I really do hope you like it..”
𖤐 Healing Paige while you’re both in a fight
“Oh, you didn’t have to do that! I would’ve been completely fine, I think.. You’re right! The protagonist never dies, especially when she has a family to come back home to, haha!”
𖤐 Paige assists in Reader’s kill
“That was incredible! You reminded me of the knight in the book I read this morning! You want me to be your princess? Only as long as I get to be your princess in shining armor, haha! Matching suits of armor?! Wouldn’t that be amazing?”
𖤐 Sneaking into the enemy base with Paige
“I’m really scared they might catch us.. I’m the bravest person you know? Oh, that’s so sweet.. Okay..! I can do this. We can do this! Let’s get those enemy shrines while they’re distracted!”
𖤐 After the ritual
“Okay, fiiine, I’ll let you edit my story after the ritual. But don’t judge me, it’s still not done! And don’t get suspicious if the main character is similar to a certain person I love. What? I didn’t say anything, haha!
𝑷𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕 “𝑨𝒓𝒊𝒏” ⋆˚✿˖° 𓆏
𖤐 Pocket's reaction to laning with Reader
“It’s nice to see a face that I can trust.. Well, I know it’s a given, I am your partner after all, but it’s just nice to verbalize it to my Love…”
𖤐 Healing Pocket after a fight
“I’m okay, I promise. Though, I’ll admit, it feels really nice for you to be taking care of me as you always do, no matter our circumstances..”
𖤐 Reader is impressed by Pocket
“You thought I looked attractive when I finished off the Doorman? Oh, it’s nothing.. Thank you. I won’t let him get close to you, my Love.”
𖤐 There’s an enemy Mina
“Don’t worry, my Love, you know you have my heart. If I see her, I’ll hide in my briefcase for you, haha. But on a serious note, know that I belong to you, eternally.”
𖤐 After the ritual
“After this, you said you wanted to get ice cream? I’m down..! I won’t be able to hang around for long, as you know, but I hope you know every moment I have with you is precious.”
Drifter: Alolan Raticate (picked em up from the streets, hobo partners), Mightnight Lycanroc (had a Rockruff since he was human, lifelong partners), Darkrai ("Its dark power blocks out the sun, plunging the surrounding area into darkness. There is no escaping its evil eye." self explanatory)
Paige: Trevenant (befriended a Phantump after one day she went to play alone in the woods as a child, he's the sweetest despite looking the most horrifying), Escavalier (had a Karrablast since she was a kid, growing up it always protected her, lifelong partner), Keldeo ("Keldeo's magnificent horn is proof of its resolve." it picked Paige as it's trainer after seeing that she shared its resolve)
Doorman: Klefki (came with the job), Chingling (also came with the job), Palkia (literal god of space, lifelong partner)
PAIRING : abrams, bebop, billy, calico, doorman, drifter, dynamo, grey talon, haze, holliday, and infernus (separate) x gn!reader.
SYNOPSIS : what the deadlock characters would gift you for valentine’s day, and how they’d spend the special day with you!
TAGS : valentine’s day post, fluff, masterlist, short stories/oneshots, cute scenarios, can be interpreted as platonic or romantic (for certain characters of course), vague-ish because i wanted to write secnarios generally most people would enjoy with their favs, alcohol mentioned (infernus route), mentions of grief (grey talon route), massages (doorman route).
NOTE : writing this really reminded me of the dating headcanons i would read for my fav characters back in the day. i couldn’t write all the characters in this post bc i got busy with life, but maybe next valentine’s day i can include the other characters! i also wanted to post this around valentine’s day so i had to make some sacrifices.
SYNOPSIS : what the doorman would gift you for valentine’s day, and how he’d spend the special day with you!
PAIRING : the doorman (deadlock) x gn!reader.
TAGS : 500+ words, fluff, massages.
why do ghouls fall in love m.list!
ཐི♡ཋྀ The Baroness was completely booked on Valentine’s Day, which makes sense, but what people didn’t know is that the Doorman had rented every room just so you could enjoy the Baroness and its services alone. This is a gift he must give you to show his gratitude because you’re the most interesting human he gets to observe and dedicate himself to.
His favorite human for showing him what it means to be just that: human.
The day starts with you waking up to the delicious smell of your favorite breakfast foods. Opening your eyes, you’re suddenly surrounded by the warmth, plush pillows, and comforters belonging to one of the suites at the Baroness Hotel. Not too far from you is the Doorman pushing a breakfast cart towards the side of the bed.
If you’re comfortable, the Doorman would love to personally feed you. Today, he wants to treat you like royalty. The Doorman’s got you, so don’t even think of lifting a finger today.
After breakfast, it’s spa services. Massages, facials, you name it! Today is about relaxation. The Doorman has always been a giver, and he finds great enjoyment in watching your content and calm expressions as every muscle in your body relaxes. The session is filled with small talk with your favorite fragrance dancing around the room from the scent machine, a comfortable quietness that neither of you thinks is worth interrupting, just enjoying each other’s presence and company.
The Doorman nearly forgets to blink, forgets to breathe, though I guess he doesn’t need to. Your precious skin underneath his hands is something he lovingly worships, whispering to himself all the things he adores about your soul.
The whole experience feels euphoric; you’re sure you’ve nearly fallen asleep between each touch. He’s gentle, yet firm, making sure he really works through all of your tension.
Such an exquisite human; The Doorman can admit that. He’s been blessed by your being on a special day for the living. Love has always fascinated the Doorman. He wonders what love looks like. What does it feel like?
They’re questions that ring in his head as we transition to the hotel lobby, embracing your form in a little dance, a slow and intimate song humming from the gramophone. The skin of his hands touching your own, he can't help but feel the gentle expression that takes over his features. With you, it’s hard to control his form. You feel so fragile in his hold; he’d mend and mold himself to match you, to protect you, to love you.
When he looks down at you, into your [color] eyes, the smile that never leaves your lips, perhaps he’s perfect the way he is.
His arms outstretched, putting you in a spin, you’ve easily become his whole world. Or maybe you were the sun, with the way you radiate and brighten your entire surroundings, the way you radiate and brighten against him.
In all the years the Doorman has been living, somewhere deep inside him, in his heart, in his soul, he knows that there is no one in this whole universe, in all dimensions, who is like you.
SYNOPSIS : what the drifter would gift you for valentine’s day, and how he’d spend the special day with you!
PAIRING : the drifter (deadlock) x gn!reader.
TAGS : 500+ words, fluff, inexperienced!drifter.
why do ghouls fall in love m.list!
ཐི♡ཋྀ Drifter has no idea how it happened. He was known as the cruel and bloodthirsty Drifter, who tore down and broke all vampiric traditions and stereotypes. He didn’t care for status, riches, eternal youth, romance, or love. He was above those things. That’s what he told himself, that’s what he believed. But lately, it feels like his heart and mind have been disobeying him. His heart left his ribcage and found home on his sleeve.
The Drifter somehow found himself fancying you. It kind of scared him, the feelings he harbored for you as they grew more and more each day. These feelings made him feel small, vulnerable, and weak.
He hasn’t felt like this in centuries.
After meeting you, getting to know you, the way he felt about his feelings started to change. You’re comforting, nostalgic, and you feel like home. The Drifter has always lived his life selfishly, but if he was given one last selfish act, it would be to stay by your side.
Valentine’s Day was fast approaching, and the Drifter knew he needed to get you something special.
But how do you get the right gift for your special someone when you haven’t given a gift to anyone in ages? These aren’t questions or thoughts that typically run through the Drifter’s mind.
But as the Drifter looks into the glass window of a jewelry shop, the perfect gift seems to have arisen.
You’ve left your mark on Drifter’s heart, as if you owned it, and he was going to make sure he’s left a permanent one on your own.
When Valentine’s Day finally arrived, the Drifter was quick to show you the matching necklaces he had gotten for both of you. Don’t ask him how he got them.
Or do! When figuring out what to get you, like a giddy puppy, he so badly wanted to tell you what he had planned to get you days in advance. It’s not his fault; every time he spent time with you, it was like the butterflies swirling in his stomach wanted to creep up his throat, daring him to let slip the special gift idea he had for you.
He swears you’re killing him slowly.
When you choose to walk next to him, and as closely as possible. The shine of your necklace is never able to outmatch the beautiful glimmer of your eyes as the moonlight reflects off them.
The Drifter is completely transparent with you; this isn’t something he’s used to doing. There’s no one else in this world he’d go the extra mile for. The night reflects that as you both take a relaxing stroll together, the Drifter’s arms wrapped around your figure, holding you close, protecting you as you converse back and forth.
His hold on you is firm, and to most it may be suffocating, overwhelming. But to you, it’s exactly what you need.
You’re the person that haunts him when he closes his eyes, and he swears that even in the dark, he still sees your outline, your lovely shape.
SYNOPSIS : what billy would gift you for valentine’s day, and how he’d spend the special day with you!
PAIRING : billy (deadlock) x gn!reader.
TAGS : 500+ words, fluff, mega tsundere!billy.
why do ghouls fall in love m.list!
ཐི♡ཋྀ You wouldn’t think Billy would be the type to shower the people he loves and cares about with gifts on this special day, but you’d be wrong. In fact, Billy is the type who plans out gifts way in advance. Holidays are so conformist, but his love for you isn’t.
What people don’t give Billy credit for is that he’s observant; his gifts are sweet and handmade, showing you just how much he pays attention to you.
Attached to your waist is a little plushie that looks like you, because Billy remembers the time you pointed out the goat plushie he often brought along with him. He remembers letting you hold it, awing at the craftsmanship, hugging it close. He’d steal it back from you, turning his face in embarrassment, wishing it were you giving him hugs. But the memory of your happy face holding the little plushie made him realize he needed to do something to bring it back.
Adorning your figure is a jacket that Billy has taken the time to decorate just for you. Billy points at all the designs he’s added in fabric paint and what they all mean. There are handmade pins, grommets, chains, studs, patches, and spikes that litter the garment. He’ll help you slip the jacket over your shoulders, letting your arms rest in the sleeves. When he takes a step back, he’s in awe. You look amazing.
Billy rubs the back of his neck, flusteredly telling you how he tried not to go too intense on the design, just in case you wanted to make it yours with your own embellishments.
You can only smile, rushing to his body with your own, embracing him. Billy may be caught off guard, but he will always return your hugs. Your warmth is something he never realized he’s been missing in his life.
Billy then would slip a cassette tape into your hands along with a portable player: a mixtape with the list of songs he’s lovingly and selectively chosen that either reminded him of you, or songs he thought you may enjoy. It’s a gift you can’t enjoy at the moment, after all, you’ve got a concert for two that Billy has bought the tickets for. But whenever you do listen to it, you realize just how lucky you are to have met someone who knows you so intimately.
The concert is wild, featuring several punk bands performing that night, with loud music resonating within your heart.
Billy sticks by your side the whole night, whether that’s choosing to be off to the side, just enjoying the music. Unless you’d rather get closer to the stage, dancing and singing your hearts out. Or maybe you want to be in the pit, then Billy makes sure no one is too forceful or aggressive with you. Your Billy is protective; he won’t hesitate to ram into anyone with his horns if that means you feel safe and get to thoroughly enjoy yourself at the concert. Kind of like your own bodyguard! He knows you’re strong; he knows that all too well, after all, your strength is one of his favorite things about you. But tonight, he doesn’t want you to worry at all about being strong. Let him take care of everything and have you enjoy yourself.
PAIRING : dynamo, vyper, victor, lady geist x reader (separate).
SYNOPSIS : voicelines the deadlock characters would say to their lover in the midst of the chaos between york and greenwich.
TAGS : game spoilers (dynamo wants to have children in lore and i vaguely imply this in case you’re not comfortable with having children!), pet names (dear, my love, baby, babe, toots), Victor calls you a brat lolol, compliments, established romantic relationships for all characters with the reader, flirty vyper, sweet dynamo, mentioned hot dog eating, protective geist.
NOTES : more voiceline hcs since the first set were very widely appreciated! fun fact, a lot of these voiceline hcs are inspired by my own interactions i've had with my friends and other players in the game lol. i know i'll definitely write more hcs in the future, so please enjoy these for now!
other voiceline hcs here!
𝑫𝒚𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒐 ‧₊˚✩彡
𖤐 Dynamo’s reaction to laning with Reader
“Oh, I didn’t see you there, Dear! I feel pretty relieved fighting with you by my side, actually. My prediction is that whoever we’ll be up against will have to prepare themselves because together, we’ll be an unstoppable force.”
𖤐 Dynamo assisting in Reader’s kill
“My Love, you truly shine the brightest when you get your way. Don’t worry, I’m all for it! I’m here to enhance your light.”
𖤐 Dynamo healing Reader
“Hey, hey, hey! Are you okay, Sweetheart? I can’t have my Universe dying on me! Just stay close to me, okay? I’ll always be here to protect you.”
𖤐 Dynamo getting distracted
“Oh! Was I spacing out? Sorry, Dear, you just look so astonishing. Yes, I’ll be sure to stay focused on the objective. It’s just that you in this lighting, it makes me want to take you out on a romantic date, haha.”
𖤐 After the ritual
“You remember my promise, right? After this is all over, I would like to spoil you. We can go to our favorite restaurant and spend the whole night together, yeah? Perfect.”
𝑽𝒚𝒑𝒆𝒓 ˖‧ 𓆗 ࣪‧ ˖
𖤐 Vyper’s reaction to laning with Reader
"How's it going, Baby! You come 'ere often? Oh yeah, I would know. I can never forget a sexy face like that. How about after the ritual we go have some fun, yeah? Or if you're that needy, we can find an abandoned alleyway~."
𖤐 Reader assisting in Vyper's kill
"Hey! We could totally be partners in crime! Except let's try not to get caught, because I cannot go back to prison.."
𖤐 Vyper letting Reader know that she'll be farming
"Alright, so I'll be right back. Imma go and farm real quick because I need more souls. I won't be far, but if ya' need my help.. then I don't know yell for me. Okay, Toots?"
𖤐 Vyper scares the Reader from another lane with her fast movement
“It’s just me, Baby! Just wanted to make sure you’re not dead after I left to go gank someone. Oh, don’t give me that look, I’ll try not to scare ya’ again!”
𖤐 Vyper protecting Reader with her ult
“Oh no you don’t, Lash! Don’t even think about putting your hands on them. Now, run, Babe! Get outta here before he’s no longer petrified!”
𝑽𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓 ⋆˚ʚɞ
𖤐 Victor’s reaction to laning with Reader
“Remember, Babe, let me take the hits. You know I can handle it. And when they’re distracted, I trust that you’ll finish them off from a far~.”
𖤐 Reader healing Victor
“Oh, you didn’t have to do that, Dear. Though, I appreciate it~. You make the pain all worth it~.”
𖤐 Reader stealing Victor’s camp
“Oh, you brat! You really needed that camp, huh? It’s okay, I get it, you just wanted to help. Don’t worry, you’re plenty of help, my Love~.”
𖤐 Reader disengaging in enemy fights with Victor
“Just go, my Love. You know me! You know they can’t kill me! I'll be back at your side soon!”
𖤐 After the ritual
“Hot dogs after this is all over? It’ll be on me! Yeah, I’ll figure out a way to pay for them, don’t worry. Remember what you told me about how with life you need to treat yourself? We both deserve exactly that~.”
𝑳𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝑮𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕 ♬⋆.˚
𖤐 Lady Geist’s reaction to laning with Reader
“Oh, would you look at that. If it isn’t my lovely partner~! Don’t worry, Dear, with the power of Oathkeeper, I’ll be sure to have them all suffer. We’ll get exactly what we want after the ritual~.”
𖤐 Lady Geist healing the Reader with self drain
“Please, come here, my Darling. Behind this wall, let me give you some of my life. It’s okay, I do not need it as much as you. When those fools get overly confident, I’ll be sure to make a soul exchange~.”
𖤐 Lady Geist complimenting Reader’s kill
“You look so fabulous, Darling~! You really did them a favor, no one deserves to be seen wearing that hideous thing..”
𖤐 Reader assisting in Lady Geist’s kill
“You truly let me shine, my Dear~! My heart soars each time we’re able to synchronize on a kill. You’re the exact reason why I sing, my Love~.”
𖤐 Reader healing Lady Geist
“Thank you, my Love. I needed that after that turmoil. I still look beautiful, right? Good! Don’t worry, I will make them pay in order to protect you~.”
posts below include… intense smut, gender neutral reader, dom reader, sub reader, fics, hcs, dark content.
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voiceline hcs —
pt. 1 — mina, the doorman, paige, pocket
pt. 2 — dynamo, vyper, victor, lady geist
voicelines the deadlock characters would say to their lover in the midst of the chaos between york and greenwich.
kink hcs — mina, sinclair
the kinks the deadlock characters would have and experiment with our lovely reader.
why do ghouls fall in love? — valentine’s special
what the deadlock characters would gift you for valentine’s day, and how they’d spend the special day with you!
how to be a man — victor x gn!reader
the day victor was born, the same day he was abandoned by his creator, victor is forced to live a life chasing after whoever could’ve made him. along the way, he is troubled with his unfamiliar environment and people. how can he assimilate? in his journal entries, he documents all of his new experiences, lessons, and feelings. thank you for getting him into this new hobby of journaling.
jack and jill — dom!the doorman x sub!gn!reader x dom!drifter
caught between two predators, waiting for them to sink their teeth into you, except the tearing of your flesh never came. instead, you’re bent over forward, the doorman’s cock slipped past your lips while drifter was stuffed in your other hole. perhaps this was mercy.
spirits in the briefcase — sub!pocket x dom!gn!reader
there were certain secrets we all have, ones that we all would want to bring with us to our graves. who knew the ex-heir of fairfax industries had such a delicious secret. they didn’t want to be an heir, instead they wanted to be your cute little stay-at-home wife.
take me back to eden — dom!drifter x sub!gn!reader
one day, you awoke with fangs, a thirst for blood, and those soulless red eyes that haunted your vision. he told you he'd take care of you after the ritual that sacrificed your humanity to keep you alive. your morals said to you that it was wrong to sink your teeth into this stranger, yet your stomach continues to growl as your eyes focus on the blood spilling out. the drifter was going to have so much fun breaking you by bringing home something he knows you can't resist.
to be deposited — sub!chamber x dom!gn!reader
chamber wants you. he needs you. he’d do anything just to go on even one date with you. unfortunately, you’ve always rejected him. maybe you were in a good mood, maybe you finally caved, or maybe it was the way his money talked that had you accept his offer on a date.