Me: *trying to find an ergonomic mousepad for my horrible wrist problems*
Amazon: How about Rin from Fate/stay night with her boobs out?
Me: Mm... no.
Amazon: Well, how about Tracer from Overwatch with her boobs out? This one has realistic 3D nipples!
Me: There's no way that's a legit product. Also, no.
Amazon: All right, how about...
Me: Why do you feel the need to do this.











