Sep 3, 2024
-- ❝Doms- Sweetheart, babycakes- It's like you don't listen to a word I say when I'm talking.❞
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-- ❝Doms- Sweetheart, babycakes- It's like you don't listen to a word I say when I'm talking.❞
-- ❝Lets say it all together kids- 'Thank you Mr. Deadpool for saving the Marvel Universe.'❞
-- ❝You would think someone's whose superpower is speed would know- bullets are quicker for breaking windows!❞
Wade showing up at the mansion after everything went down in '97 like 'oh they'll need me now for sure' but uh- no one is there. What the fuck guys.
Send '👊' to punch my muse in the jaw. || Accepting
@thwipsthrown sent: 👊 (to wade from peter? 👀)
-- ❝Oh holy sh-❞ There's no chance to finish his sentence as Spidey's fist connects with his jaw, hurting WAY more than one might expect for a guy of his stature. It sends him sprawling across the floor, swords clattering to the concrete either side of him as he lets out a low groan of pain that devolves into frankly manic laughter. He knew he was in the big leagues now but THIS? This is something SPECIAL. Someone got the big bucks out for this. He might ACTUALLY shit himself. [Okay, keep it cool Wilson] -- ❝Can I get your autograph?❞ His hands are going to one of his belt pouches for his little doodling pad and crayons before he's even made an effort to sit up, voice shockingly even for a guy whose just taken a cold-clock to the jaw. -- ❝I'm such a big fan.❞
@nerdynanny sent: Morph is gonna turn into Deadpool and point at him gleefully. They can do the Spider-Man meme now! Also Wolverine lover solidarity here. Morph lets out their iconic giggle before changing back into their neutral form. "You know Wade? I always liked your vibe."
Of course he participates in the meme, pointing at his double until they finally turn back to their usual form. They've never met directly, but there's a chance he's seen them in passing while he's broken in unlawfully entered let himself into the mansion, clearly they know at least a little about who HE is. -- ❝I'm suing for illegal copyright infringement.❞ Daddy Disney would back me. He laughs, breaking the semi-serious persona he'd been trying to maintain. -- ❝I'm kidding, you can just- y'know, throw me a twenty and we'll forget this whole thing happened.❞ Even if it doesn't seem like it, he is stil joking. Making friends with Wade is often trial by fire, people either get him or they don't. Predominantly the latter. Still, he's outdone himself this time. Great first impression Wade.
Tiny ringmaster.
@atcmicbxtty sent: “Look, I don’t want to come across as rude, but I really don’t need any form of protection. I can handle on my own. This isn’t the first time I’ve done this…” For Deadpool. Unprompted
-- ❝Now slow your roll there, little missy. You can't just walk into a firefight-❞ A pause, peering around the corner onto the main street to fire a few rounds, following by the metal clangs of returned bullets hitting nearby parked cars as he ducks again. He's not about to let a kid walk out there, regardless of how reckless he can be, he's not convinced the redhead won't be turned into paste. ❝These are REAL bad guys with REAL bullets and you will go down with a REAL bad case of being DEAD. Pretty sure that goes against the whole hero arc I've been putting real time and effort into.❞