𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑵𝒀 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝒁𝑨𝑳𝑬𝒁 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑬 .
even more starters taken from danny gonzalez youtube videos .
adjust pronouns as necessary !
this is great ! what the fuck am i wearing ?
he so far has not said a single thing about the product .
he's a skeleton and he's just going to work like normal .
yeah dude . i mean shit , whatever you say .
legally i can't confirm or deny that it does those things so i'm just gonna kind of vaguely nod .
a science thing ? is it a science thing ? i bet it is .
i don't know what it is about this guy but i can tell he's got a lot of secrets .
i think there's no better time to do it than literally ten years after they've stopped being popular .
did he just say they programmed a hologram ?
damn , that's crazy . . . they finally figured out how to harness the power of my sixth grade crush's pencil case .
i've already thrown it into a landfill .
my mind is an impenetrable fortress today , okay ?
i'm gonna see a commercial for coca cola and then drive to the gas station and make an impulse purchase like a normal person .
nothing more american than a girl and her grandma .
just like everything else in american culture , it is starting to kill people .
i like the true crime podcast element to it , honestly .
was someone murdered or not ?!
we can't find a body , all we found is this skeleton !
this actually happened ! except it didn't .
i've been listening to it a lot lately because it confuses me so much , and now it's taking up all of my thoughts .
tell us more about how this crippling failure is affecting you !
guys why does everyone think that i wrote justin bieber's new song ?
you're a horse and you're not stable . . . and you may be running from the law .
am i ready to ball ? bitch , i was born ready .
austin texas ; home of everyone named austin .
it's a joke ! we're having joke sex .
i don't know where the dog came from either ; they didn't have that when they were walking to the car .
so for the next six hours and fifty nine minutes i'm gonna beat your ass .
we learned so much we didn't need to know and they don't explain like , the very first thing i have a question about .