#deadpool protection squad

[lachiennearoo]

They're made for each other <3

[lachiennearoo]

Do you love Deadpool? Do you just want him to be happy and cute and sane away from all those meanies that the stories call his "friends"? Do you see him smile and wish you could protect that beautiful smile forever?

Uh, well, in any case, here is a group for you!!

Découvre la communauté Deadpool Protection Squad sur Discord - discute avec 3 autres membres et profite du chat vocal et textuel gratuit.

(PS: nothing personal, I'm sure you're all great people, but if you ship Poolverine or any other ship where Wade's partner is rude, mean, abusive or cruel towards him, and join the server anyways, please do not mention it in any of the channels because it makes me genuinely uncomfortable. This is the Deadpool PROTECTION Squad, not the Deadpool Hurting Squad, thank you!!)

[lachiennearoo]

If I see one more fucking Poolverine post on my fucking timeline I'm gonna BARF ALL OVER THE PLACE

LEAVE WADE ALONE DAMNIT HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH

[lachiennearoo]

I want someone to make a drawing of a reporter interviewing Wolverine and it's like

"So, what do you think about Poolverine?"

"What?"

"People want you and Deadpool to have sex. What do you think about this?"

*Wolverine puking noises*

[lachiennearoo]

@devine-fem @michiruuu1004 @robloart

Making an official Deadpool Protection Squad discord, y'all want in?

[lachiennearoo]

I had a funky dream last night

I met Deadpool in like some kind of forest, and I followed him inside an auditorium where he was dancing to opera wearing a cute dress, and we danced together and kissed.

Then we went to like some kind of... Mall? Airport? Not sure. And he saw some dude with a cool sword and started flirting with him and I felt sad so I left to cry in a bathroom.

And then I came back and I saw he felt bad, we both kinda apologized, and I started to basically psychoanalyze him like

"I think you flirt with everyone even if you're with me because you're scared that I'll leave you and you convince yourself that it's a necessary thing to do because you're so starved for attention that if you start believing that the main source of love in your life will disappear you need to find an alternative"

but I didn't have time to finish all my thoughts before I woke up, big sad

I do think it's true, tho, what I told him in the dream, to a degree.

Also that dream was probably prompted by all the fuckin depressing Deadpool videos I had watched before going to sleep lmao.

Like the fucking thing about how Ghost Rider's penance stare not only doesn't kill him, but also just shows him his own life instead of any of the lives of the people he's killed, because Deadpool's biggest victim is Wade Wilson (himself) which is fucking SAD

And then after that he asks Ghost Rider if he thinks he should die, and Ghost Rider says yes, and Deadpool thanks him, which MY FUCKING GOD DUDE RIGHT IN MY KOKORO WTF WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME SO