Vanhalla

AKA bastard frog, no. 1 Deadpool Simp, computer kisser, two-time referendum loser, pathetic girlfailure, ruiner of fun since 2000

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[lachiennearoo]

And when people tell you "I don't mind you being weird! I love weird" all you can think is "you don't know what you're saying", "they all say that". Which... I know is rude. And I know they probably mean well. But knowing how many people have judged you in the past... It just gets so scary. How are you supposed to know if you love me being weird. You've never seen me weird. Nobody has. The few who have mocked me and ostracized me and made me feel like I didn't deserve to be alive

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[lachiennearoo]

Just realized I never actually shared the drawings of my PHM OCs here what the fuck lmao

My babies

There's more I have in mind btw but I haven't drawn then yet.

- a duo of fashion-loving M/F twins (the guy is also a scientist and engineer) who are both super fab and into drag... And obviously get along very well with Blebleb as all three are unapologetically loud and proud (they kinda end up transforming a part of the human biodome into a runway just for Blebleb to flaunt her fashion)

- two Eridians, Thrum and Clink, who come to Earth as ambassadors and are so appalled by the way things are going on the squishy leaky flesh blobs planet they decide to solve world peace all by themselves lmao (first, by fixing their xenonite suits so they can give all the world leaders hugs. They heard humans feel better with hugs. And surely, those angry humans just need that... Right?) (spoilers: it works somehow)

[lachiennearoo]

For those who have been following...

What MLP species (or another species of ungulate) would you want me to cover next in my series?

Sea Ponies

Bat Ponies

Changelings

Qilin/Kirin

Dragons

Cows

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[lachiennearoo]

SHOO BE DOO, SHOO SHOO BE DOO

[lachiennearoo]

Did I share The Stupids? I can't remember if I did lmao

So this is an unnamed OC (my brain is mush) for One Piece. Not the biggest fan of the show itself but the overall vibe and aesthetic is so fun. And I think Luffy needs a love interest who is as much of a chaotic gremlin as he is.

She has armament and conqueror's haki, no devil fruit powers. Her weapon of choice is a giant hammer with rockets, tho she also loves using her fists.

She's often seen egging Luffy on even when everyone else is screaming that it's a stupid idea.

Their relationship isn't the typical romance, given they're both on the ace-aro spectrum, but it's theirs. Luffy quite likes to wrap himself around her and have her carry him around, just for funsies.

Sometimes if she gives him a lil kiss or gets especial mushy he may end up melting into a lil puddle of rubber goop. Don't worry tho, if this happens during battle, she doesn't mind putting him in her backpack and waiting for him to spring back to life while she holds her ground.

They are... Not always very smart together, they share a single braincell most times, but it's okay, they're trying and that's what matters.

Not sure what to do about Boa Hancock yet... Give me your ideas!

[lachiennearoo]

For those who have been following...

What MLP species (or another species of ungulate) would you want me to cover next in my series?

Sea Ponies

Bat Ponies

Changelings

Qilin/Kirin

Dragons

Cows

Sheep

Deer

Bisons

Giraffes

Goats

Llamas

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[lachiennearoo]

KEEP VOTING, WE'RE AT A TIE RN

[lachiennearoo]

For those who have been following...

What MLP species (or another species of ungulate) would you want me to cover next in my series?

Sea Ponies

Bat Ponies

Changelings

Qilin/Kirin

Dragons

Cows

Sheep

Deer

Bisons

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[lachiennearoo]

Not me accidentally voting lmao. I swear I didn't mean to

[lachiennearoo]

For those who have been following...

What MLP species (or another species of ungulate) would you want me to cover next in my series?

Sea Ponies

Bat Ponies

Changelings

Qilin/Kirin

Dragons

Cows

Sheep

Deer

Bisons

Giraffes

Goats

Llamas

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[caco3-keast]

Counterattack of the Prey

🦭

[lachiennearoo]

They whitewashed Markus I'm gonna cry T-T

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

[lachiennearoo]

Doodle of my Project Hail Mary OCs. Kinda wanted to make more panels but my fingers were hurting (y'all artists with a weird grip on their pens know what I'm talking about), so uh yeah

For context: Sock is kinda malformed (he's an adult, but due to the malformation he's stayed small and has a more simplistic mind), and he has a tendency to get zoomies, bump into things (and hyperfixate on things) (his name is Sock because he is obsessed with socks). It's fine on Erid, but in Aria's house... Not so much lmao.

Thus: air jail.

He was initially very angry about it but quickly realized it's actually kinda nice being all close to his favorite human, plus she introduced him to David Attenborough's soothing voice... He just can't get enough.

Oh yeah also Latro is passed out next to them in the second frame cause she likes sleeping a lot, so she's always at Aria's house cause Aria is good at watching her sleep.

(Latro is literally me frfr)

[fernngulley]

Things are rough over here, I saw one of the new interactions with Deadpool and Spider-Man from the upcoming season and Deadpool calls Spider-Man Spidey.

I won’t lie I straight up cried a little thinking how he is now one of the few people to call him that in game.

[lachiennearoo]

Until he calls him baby boy or genuinely flirts with him I will pretend the game doesn't exist

[jasperjv]

There's been pervasive trepidation on depicting non-SRS trans men as sexual beings, assuming our dysphoria would mean we'd never want that. LISTEN TO ME. DO IT. While you're not sure if it's right to sexualize us, WAY too many queers are TOO comfortable telling us how gross and unfuckable we are!!!

"weh I can't draw trans men pregnant that's just me using their existence to explain my nasty mpreg fantasies" honey baby sweetie pie. So many of us saw mpreg in yaoi make characters no less of men and still wildly desirable, and that was an egg cracking moment. Fujoshi to transmasc pipeline exists.

I am trying to help liberate us all from cisnormativity here but even just decoupling pregnancy from femininity and allowing it to sometimes be sexualized is good for the soul of humanity mark my words

[aneurologicallyfaultytransmed]

@justscorn , @pnerlogic , @transsexualtord ropefuel brought to you by AAP + AGP pedophile rapepoon

[lachiennearoo]

Idk if it's because I'm sleep deprived or maybe because English isn't my firsy language but this entire thread is like reading gibberish someone pls explain to my tiny baby brain

[lachiennearoo]

I love the idea that Eridians would make insane leaps in technology that not even humans have managed before solely because they want their humans to live longer and thrive on Erid

Like food cloning so they never miss earth food, longer lifespan so the humans don't die before them, soft suits for them to wear when visiting the "human vivariums" solely because they know humans enjoy hugs and soft things

[fiercene0n]

[lachiennearoo]

Proportional weight of a spider lmao

[algae-illustrations]

Silly comic. Grace would absolutely pull this move.

[lachiennearoo]

NOOOOO HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT NOOOOO

[lachiennearoo]

PHM OC drabbles 2: Latro learns about periods

*Latro barges in the bathroom while Aria is on the toilet, moving in a worried manner*

Latro : "LATRO HEARS NOISES OF PAIN!! Is Aria having the diarrhea again? Latro will tell Lux to fix the human food for Aria!"

Aria, wincing and taking out her tampon: "Ugh, no, I'm just on my period."

Latro: "your per- WHY IS ARIA TAKING OUT A WET SMELLY TUBE FROM HER REPRODUCTION HOLE!?!"

Aria: "Smelly? Oh, yeah, I guess you're able to smell the blood, right?"

Latro, wobbling as if she's about to faint: "THE BLOOD??? ARIA IS WOUNDED?? ARIA IS GOING TO DIE?????"

Aria, laughing: "oh my god- no! I'm okay! A period is something almost all females of my species get every month. It's what happens when our uterus doesn't detect a baby, so it sheds its lining."

Latro, steadying herself against Aria's leg: "Aria is okay?"

Aria: "Yes. It just hurts a bit, because of the hormones getting released making my organs cramp up. But I'm not dying, I promise."

Latro slumps on the ground and sighs: "Latro will need to sleep many many hours after this scare. Humans are so scary. I must eradicate the period."

Aria, laughing: "Now ain't that a mood."

[lachiennearoo]

A few minutes later:

Latro: "HUMANS ARE SO INEFFICIENT! LATRO HAS LEARNED CATS DO NOT HAVE PERIODS!!"

Aria: "Oh yeah. Only primates get them, I think... Wait, were you on my computer again?? I was sure I locked it with a password..."

Latro, vibrating with indignation, ignoring Aria's question: "EVOLUTION HAS FAILED THE PRIMATES!! MUST FIX IMMEDIATELY!!! Latro will contact Lux and Rocky to remedy this issue IMMEDIATELY!!"

Aria: "Latro, it's fine-"

*Latro leaves immediately, Aria just sighs and picks up her proto-phone to call Grace*

Aria: "Latro just learned about periods. Get ready."

Grace: "Oh boy."