🎵On the 15th Day of Christmas, Ant-Man Deadpool took over and gave to you!
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FIIIIIIIIIVE DEAD POOL GIIIIIIIFS!!
Four f—ing guns Wait wait wait wait hold up, Ant-Boy can say damn and shit but f— is censored for me? Me? Seriously?! Aw c’mon, Munny! Pleeeeeeaase. No? Fine whatever.
Three million bullets
Two sexy katanas
Aaaaand ONE badass Christmas wish!
Merry X-mas from Deadpool by pencilHead7
Alright Christmas nerds, it’s been real. It’s been fun. But not that much fun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go booby trap (HAHAHAHA booby trap) Macaulay Culkin’s house in case any idiot burglars come by and steal his shit. He’s been out of practice you know, and I can give him some really good pointers. *points at katanas* Like the two on my back. And the one between my legs. Home Alone rated R. I think they could’ve gotten the reference on their own, voice in my head. I still wanted to say it. Whatever.
Anyway….
Anyway, go spam Ryan Reynolds’ tumblr for me, tumblrinas. Spread some Christmas cheer or just go annoy the f— out of him. Either one. And go tell Lynda Carter she’s an angel. 'Kay thanks byyyyyyye.
*peace out*
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*me looking at my post*
What just happened?
