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Hey guys! Joni, bi and poly, she/her 83 years old in a 26 year old body This is NOT a spoiler-free blog!!! You've been warned :) you should go check out my fanfic blog right over there -> @spoopy-imagines-writer. There isn't much to know about me. I love youtube, reading, and writing. I belong to many fandoms

[not-really-a-blogger]

Here’s my plan for my New Horizons town

[the-last-punbender]

"Animal crossing," you say?

[alwaysbewoke]

these motherfuckers don’t deserve any pussy. fuck their dumb asses. ladies, when a guy asks you out and suggests a place to go, ALWAYS suggest another place to see if his ass is some lame pua wannabe. fellas, stop being a bunch of insecure pussies. this ISN’T how you prove yourselves to be alphas. smfh. real men know when to flex and when to chill, this was a fucking “chill” moment and he blew trying to be “alpha.” dumbass.

“do not tolerate disagreement” wtf?!?! some of you motherfuckers want a fucking dog NOT a woman. 

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Don’t give men a pass. These are real men. This is a man problem. This guy’s honest about wanting a doormat because he’s too stupid and undeservedly confident to realize how laughable and pathetic he is and comes off as. But plenty of men who are much smoother, who show you a good time, turn out to want exactly what this guy says: submission, sex, and undeserved gratitude for his existence.

[gcdk]

I’ve read some of this stuff and it’s like NLP for incels basically. It’s easy to find.

A few examples:

Constantly move her around, each time she follows you build compliance

Ask for little things, which again builds compliance

Get lots of little yeses in a row to make it harder for her to say no

Location - make it easier for her to come back to yours than get home (eg drive her somewhere)

Talk her into selling herself, once she is in the mindset of demonstrating her value she will retrospectively believe she must have done it because you are high value

Deep dive - basically show interest in her as a person, but in a laid back way so she thinks you’re both interested but not amazed

As soon as she fails to comply, ruin the moment completely and “snap out of it” then try again to escalate to sex (so she will comply so as not to ruin things again)

Use female friends to look popular and well-adjusted so she doesn’t see you as a threat, then basically act as a threat now she has talked herself out of being scared of you

Don’t have conversations by text or phone, just use it to get her to meet you alone

I suggest straight women read as much of this stuff as they can, it’s obviously effective because it’s psychological manipulation. Some men are naturally good at this stuff, some pay for “courses” in it… Some become Elliott Rodger.

[whoopsiedaizies]

No. Just no. If he feels emasculated by change in venue then he is not the man for you. If he uses any of these PUA tactics on you, just walk away. Treat each other like people. Why is that so fuckin hard?!?

[artifactseeker-myr99]

PUA = “Pick-Up Artistry”

NLP = Neuro-Linguistic Programming

[ace-aro-queerplatonic-positivity]

This is horrible and gross to read. But as a survivor of emotional manipulation, emotional and sexual abuse myself, I feel this needs to be spread.

Please stay save.

[harleenq4life]

So one of my partners has introduced our son to The Game Grumps.... and now the only thing that will calm him down is watching them play Mike Tyson's Punch Out smfh at least I can find solace in the fact that he also likes Snake Discovery, Markiplier, and Jacksepticeye 😂

[blasting-silence]

Animals With Unusual Color Mutations ❤️

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴏᴄᴋ

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

sᴘᴏᴛʟᴇss ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴄʀᴏᴡ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

sᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴛᴀʙʙʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ (sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ)

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴅɪɴᴀʟ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ

ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴇʟᴋ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴍᴏɴɢᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙᴀᴅɢᴇʀ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʀᴀᴄᴏᴏɴ

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀʟɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴍᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴅᴇᴇʀ

sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ʟᴇᴏᴘᴀʀᴅ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴀʟ

[ixhadbadxdays]

@crystalizednight

[averageblackteen-deactivated201]

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

[harleenq4life]

Have not been on here in ages, but I would like so make a post about my gem of a dog

This has been your daily dose of Harley. That is all

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[zenkaiankoku]

This is what sexism does. The media runs a smear campaign against women. And when we were younger we knew no better and trusted them. Now we know better.

[memoriesofafanboy]

Stucky/Evanstan: Fifty Shades of Grey (Official Trailer)

Fifty Shades of Grey (Official Trailer) Evanstan / Stucky Chris x Sebastian / Steve x Bucky Warning: BDSM Dom!Steve x Sub!Bucky Don’t like don’t watch Fifty Shades of Grey AU LOL Captain!Steve x Prince!Bucky

[whostheblondegirl]

You don’t have to ship it to enjoy an amazing edit

[girliegirltm]

Damn that was amazing.

[angryschnauzer]

Holy shit.

[lonely-void-flower]

First porn bots, now bots that bait you to a virus infested website.

Ive already gotten 2 of them.

If you guys get a random message like this

Or similar, DO NOT go to what ever the link tells you to, its a trap and YOU WILL regret it.

[perfectshadow06]

BOOST!! ÒAÓ

[yunayin35]

BOOST!!!! I just got one of these!!!!! ;;;;;A;;;;;

[autumnhobbit]

I’ve gotten dozens of these things.

[hectorisagoodboy]

Yes… I’ve already seen 2 like this! Be careful! -___-

[angryschnauzer]

I’ve had some of these. Links to ‘fanmade’ stuff off site. No way in hell am i following those links.

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[youare-a-rareandpreciousanimal]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lycaanroc

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[waifu-police]

[durbikins]

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

[oursidae]

[princessnijireiki]

[pileofknives]

Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation

[saxxxology]

What Goes Bump in the Night: Ch.1

New York City, 1888: Omegas are considered a commodity, existing only to be sold to Alphas to continue their bloodlines, danger lurks in the alleyways of New York City, and Sam, who has recently acquired an Omega, finds himself torn between his life’s work, the “Family Business,” and saving the life of a girl he’s never wanted.

PAIRING: Alpha!Sam x Omega!Reader

WORD COUNT: 600

WARNINGS: a/b/o dynamics, Victorian social dynamics, (kinda) human trafficking

NOTE: This series is one of my darker ideas. Please note that even though no sexual assault actually occurs, it is referred to several times over the course of the story. Please heed the warnings provided - I am not responsible for where your eyes go! This series is NOT on a schedule. 

Buy Sam’s scent from my Etsy shop

Series Masterlist

Read the entire series on Patreon for just $3

THIS WORK IS 18+ ONLY. DO NOT REPOST MY WORK ON ANY OTHER SITES.

You stand in front of a cracked, stained mirror, eyes lowered to the ground. You’re clothed in nothing but a long white dress that cuts low on your chest and is almost sheer enough to see your body underneath in the right lighting. Outside the door, you can hear a crowd jeering, along with the sound of a gavel banging repeatedly and the auctioneer’s loud, British drawl.

Keep reading

[harleenq4life]

Ooooh, I can't wait til the next part!

[justicesmith]

That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight.

That woman on the Black Box risking her life to do the right thing.

[gahdamnpunk]

These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

So what you’re saying is that someone in the free market has responded to high costs by developing a new product that is far less expensive, and can be applied by the injured person themselves not just a doctor or nurse.

[thriftshop-faith]

This is neat AF

Its an advanced butterfly bandaid.

@keyhollow

[clueingforbeggs]

This isn’t ‘Neat’ this is horrifying. America is in shambles.

[the-desolated-quill]

‘Oh drat! I’ve been stabbed and I can’t afford to go to hospital. Good thing I’ve brought my emergency DIY stitches.’

America… your health care system is fucked up. You know that, right?

[holy-anxiety-batman]

Yes we know thank you

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

never gonna get over the cycle of

product invented -> problem with capitalist hellscape mildly circumvented -> americans celebrate because its incredibly good that this product exists -> non-americans telling us we’re dumbasses for? being happy theres a tiny little workaround for our shitty system? acting like we’re stupid for looking forward to a product that fixes an 800 dollar problem for a fraction of the cost?

extremely cool and sexy of you all to uhh *spins wheel* mock the citizens of a dystopian nightmare for *throws dart* being excited about the prospect of having one less thing to suffer for.

[siphersaysstuff]

ALSO, this is just, like, cool and useful beyond the whole “emergency care is expensive” angle? Just in fucking general? Being able to quickly apply this in case of a kitchen or workplace accident rather than waiting for emergency aid which will take time to arrive and transport you to care even IF we didn’t live in a capitalist hellscape is pretty great-sounding to me… and then there’s having these on-hand if you’re out hiking or camping or something where emergency aid is gonna take even longer to arrive.

So… yeah, I can think of something y’all can stitch.

[purpleskiesandcherrypies-deacti]

Good Morning Dean Girls

Today’s Theme: Greasy/Dirty

Keep reading

[winchest09]

Yes please.

All day.

Every day.

[marvelxs-universe]

LET THIS SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[gallileawinds]

oh my god

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

[imagine-that-one-thing]

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

[thefartshart]

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

[typology-is-ruining-me]

HOLY FUCK I KEEP GETTING THIS TEXT

[boozy-the-ghost]

Please be careful people

[br0ken-and-lost-deactivated2018]

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

[jedifromtheshire]

*cries* I am physically inable to not reblog this

[cryinglots]

Everyone should reblog this

[old-fashioned-roger-boy-deactiv]

I give a shit. Come talk to me. If you have to vent or need a friend or a distraction, I’m here.

[singingaboutwishingx]

Please!! If you are struggling please reach out!!!

[spnjensenlove02]

OMG! Coming from someone who has lost someone from suicide I care SO FUCKING MUCH! Because I care and I know what it does to the people who love them and there IS someone who cares or loves you. Don’t you ever doubt that! Just message one of the many people who has reblogged this and talk to them. I MEAN IT! TALK TO THEM.