calling alters "alters, headmates, parts," or anything related: BORIIIING calling alters "the demons, the voices, Freaks In My Brain:" much better and also soooo much funnier

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calling alters "alters, headmates, parts," or anything related: BORIIIING calling alters "the demons, the voices, Freaks In My Brain:" much better and also soooo much funnier
new bead set acquired, I'm going to make deadpool and wolverine bracelets 🔥🔥🔥
(I'm also considering making a combo bracelet where you got black and red on one side and yellow and blue on the other,,,,,,)
being the one to have to put the body to bed is so annoying. its me and the strider brothers in front rn and theyre literally The Insomnia Brothers and i just think watching youtube videos is more fun than sleeping but its 1:30am and we have an exam tomorrow that we're planning on studying for in the morning so i should like. probably sleep or whatever. idk i'll get around to it at some point lollll
holy fuck deadpool intro
hey girl im deadpool
i dont give a fuckkkkhkjhkjh about pronouns um i like he/him the most but otherwise i literally do not gaf umm IM AN ADULT THAT FEELS IMPORTANT. IM AN ADULTTTT i make a lot of sex jokes sorry
im very specifically introjected from deadpool & wolverine and im not super source attached but im juuuust source attached enough to be deep in the trenches of carnal desire toward wolverine :3
i like long walks on the beach and carnage and wining and dining without paying ! hmu if youre willing to pay for my meals and/or dine and dash with me !
hmmm what else... dont call me wade unless you are doing the aforementioned wining and dining! i dont want to be called wade lmaooo just call me deadpool. also only call me nicknames if theyre really really funny. if your nicknames arent creative enough im required by law to take you out back and shoot you sorry i dont make the rules!
realistically will not be posting here super frequently i just think its really fun to talk about myself and also yearn for my long lost peanut
hit me up if youre hairy and buff and short and angry <333333
UGHHHH me when i miss my wife who was not a wife and is actually a big hairy man who hated me sometimes <3333 wolverine pleaaasseeee one chance <3333 ill be soooo normal (LYING) and sooooooo niceys (LYING AGAIN) pspspsps cmere babygirl i could treat you so good (LYING STILL) and i wouldnt even stab you that much unless you wanted me to ^_^ on another semi-related note what the hell is a kismesis. why is dave laughing at me and saying i was "in a kismesis" WHAT IS THAT
bombards you with images of me and my totally official husband
haters stay mad /SILLY
206 bones normally, 207 when im fighting wolvie. 176 if he gets sick of my shit
@wolfdogged