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calling alters "alters, headmates, parts," or anything related: BORIIIING calling alters "the demons, the voices, Freaks In My Brain:" much better and also soooo much funnier

#did osdd #did system #system blog #sillyposting #deadpoolposting #system stuff #did alter #osddid #actually did

new bead set acquired, I'm going to make deadpool and wolverine bracelets 🔥🔥🔥

(I'm also considering making a combo bracelet where you got black and red on one side and yellow and blue on the other,,,,,,)

#if you're wondering why the pink beads are all gone in the round set #I used almost all of them to make a pink pony club necklace #deadpool and wolverine #deadpoolposting #deadpool #wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson

being the one to have to put the body to bed is so annoying. its me and the strider brothers in front rn and theyre literally The Insomnia Brothers and i just think watching youtube videos is more fun than sleeping but its 1:30am and we have an exam tomorrow that we're planning on studying for in the morning so i should like. probably sleep or whatever. idk i'll get around to it at some point lollll

#sillyposting #deadpoolposting #the insomnia brothers have ruined our sleep schedule #it is genuinely impossible to sleep before 3am now thanks to them #me when our hosts are raging insomniacs #girl we do need to go to bed soon though

holy fuck deadpool intro

hey girl im deadpool

i dont give a fuckkkkhkjhkjh about pronouns um i like he/him the most but otherwise i literally do not gaf umm IM AN ADULT THAT FEELS IMPORTANT. IM AN ADULTTTT i make a lot of sex jokes sorry

im very specifically introjected from deadpool & wolverine and im not super source attached but im juuuust source attached enough to be deep in the trenches of carnal desire toward wolverine :3

i like long walks on the beach and carnage and wining and dining without paying ! hmu if youre willing to pay for my meals and/or dine and dash with me !

hmmm what else... dont call me wade unless you are doing the aforementioned wining and dining! i dont want to be called wade lmaooo just call me deadpool. also only call me nicknames if theyre really really funny. if your nicknames arent creative enough im required by law to take you out back and shoot you sorry i dont make the rules!

realistically will not be posting here super frequently i just think its really fun to talk about myself and also yearn for my long lost peanut

hit me up if youre hairy and buff and short and angry <333333

#deadpoolposting #alter intro #deadpool introject #deadpool fictive #this is like making a dating profile but worse #at least on tinder i got a good fuck out of it #here i just talk at no one #which tbf is basically what i do anyway #cw: suggestive

UGHHHH me when i miss my wife who was not a wife and is actually a big hairy man who hated me sometimes <3333 wolverine pleaaasseeee one chance <3333 ill be soooo normal (LYING) and sooooooo niceys (LYING AGAIN) pspspsps cmere babygirl i could treat you so good (LYING STILL) and i wouldnt even stab you that much unless you wanted me to ^_^ on another semi-related note what the hell is a kismesis. why is dave laughing at me and saying i was "in a kismesis" WHAT IS THAT