⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚ Dating Deadpool hcs — ᴡᴀᴅᴇ ᴡ.
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⋆·˚ ༘ * — warnings : mentions of bones breaking, mentions of suicide, F!Reader x Deadpool and also M!Reader x Deadpool, cursing, mentions of ‘flesh’
⋆·˚ ༘ * — Author : love deadpool🤤🤤. Hope you guys enjoy.
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✧.* im sorry but be would call you EVER SINGLE CRINGEY NICKNAME ON THE EARTH. “Snookums”, “Princess/Prince”, “Hot stuff”, “Pookie bear”, “Cutie”, EVERYTHING. Of course he’s not apposed to regular nicknames like baby and stuff, though.
✧.* Yes, he is a grown man😭 but he still gets so giddy whenever you do stuff for him, like genuinely gets so happy, like “you did that for me?”
✧.* He’s definitely insecure about his looks, so he LOVES whenever you compliment him, even if you have to lie sometimes…
✧.* Picks up random stuff for you when he goes out, even when he’s off fighting criminals and stuff😭.
“Uh oh.” Wade said, as he got picked up by the juggernaut, being spin around before getting tossed by the huge mutant.
He grounded as he got tossed against the ground, rolling against the dirt for a little before his back smashed against a flipped over car, breaking his spine in the process.
Deadpool glanced over to the field of dandelions peaking through a crack in the road, which was now practically demolished from the Juggernaut.
“Oo, my baby would love these!” Wade said before reaching over and plucking a dandelion from the small patch, shoving it in his pocket to give to you later, ignoring the huge mutant charging towards him.
✧.* If you guys are in an AU where he never met Vannessa, he would still be very protective of you but not as much as he would be after Nessa died.
✧.* It would take him a while to move on from Vanessa but if you guys began dating, he would tell himself that Vanessa would want him to be happy, and it makes him feel better about moving on.
✧.* man can NOT keep his arms around you, wether it’s a arm snaking it’s way around your waist, hand on your ass (consensually ofc), or arm around you.
✧.* would treat you so good. Wade would give you presents whenever possible, whether he stole it or bought it with his own money.
✧.* Family has always been an “F-Word” for him but he would love to start a family with you, but you would have to convince him that he won’t be like his father.
✧.* Would do anything for you, like no joke he can’t die, trust me when i say he’s tried, so he would literally shoot himself in the head if you asked him too. not that you ever would
18+ below the cut
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✧.* man is so kinky!!! He would be down for ANYTHING.
✧.* Since his canonically pansexual, he doesn’t care what you have!! He just wants to make you feel good.
✧.* Would go down on you for HOURSS if you would let him.
⋆·˚ ༘ * — Fem. Vers
You whined, laying on the edge of the bed, your mind a big fuzzy blob as Wade worked his mouth against your cunt. His tongue licking at your juices., having already made you cum more times than you could count.
“Wa-Wade.” You moaned, arching your back as you came down from your previous orgasm.
“Yes?” Wade lifted his head from your pussy, your juices covering his chin as his arms were wrapped around your thighs, squeezing gently.
“Can’t— Can’t take anymore.” You whined, to which Wade pouted in response and drew out one more orgasam from you before he finally pulled his face away from your pussy, cleaning you up with a warm towel before washing his own face off. He licked the juices off his face before using a towel like the freak he is
Wade then climbed up back onto the bed with you, flopping onto his back.
“Did I break you?” He asked, grinning as he starred at the ceiling before turning his head to look at your face, seeing how gorgeous you looked after he overstimulated the hell out of you😭.
⋆·˚ ༘ * — Masc. Vers
As Wade’s head bopped up and down against your cock, you felt yourself getting closer and closer to your 5th release of the night, your cheeks hot as your brain slowly melted into nothing but a slab of flesh.
“You okay, baby?” Wade asked, grinning as he pulled his mouth away from your cock, a trail of spit stringing from his lips, his hand stroking your cock to make up for the loss of his warm mouth.
You whimpered at the loss of warmth, nodding in response as you put your hand behind his neck, pulling his head back towards your cock as he continued to suck the living crap out of you, your chest was heaving up and down at this point.
Wade moaned against your cock, the vibrations making your dick twitch in his mouth, he reached up to grab your hand, giving you a silent form of reassurance as he slid his mouth up to the tip and then down to the base.
Your hand intertwined with Wade’s before you suddenly came, letting out a whine as your chest heaved up and down. Wade didn’t even blink before he began swallowing your cum, sticking to the “Spitters are quitters.” quote.
When Wade pulled his mouth away, he wiped the corners of your mouth, hopping up onto the couch with you.
He wrapped an arm around you, pulled you close and kissed your forehead. “Did so well for me, sugar bear.”
✧.* He’s definitely a switch, maybe dom leaning?? He would let you fuck/peg him but at the same time he would love to feel you around his cock as he thrusted into you.
✧.* You know how he has pockets on his suit?? He also has a zipper just for you and of course taking a leak…
