cho (allegedly)

my name is cho (according to the latest patch notes) | she/her | 19 | currently hyper fixating on World of Warcraft

[werewolf-transgenderism]

this is fucking killing me bro. computah, show me more hot hockey firefighters whaling on cops

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife]

I stayed out of the "protein maxxing" fad, because as long as you're also eating enough of the other macro and micronutrients, there's really no harm in eating too much protein.

There's likely no benefit to it either, but as far as diet culture fads are concerned that one seems comparatively benign.

But now I have learned about "fiber maxxing" and. No. No we're gonna talk about this one.

You do not. I cannot stress this enough. You do NOT want "more" fiber. You want enough fiber. And not only that, you simply do not want to get your entire day's worth of fiber in one serving.

I could paint a really graphic picture for you about exactly why you do not want to power blast your colon with 25+ grams of fiber at once.

For many folks it's going to just shoot through you like a canon and liquefy your bowels. But for some folks it has the opposite effect and can actually cause constipation or even nausea.

It can also affect our hormones, especially estrogen. And while consuming enough fiber is extremely beneficial for regulating our hormones, having way too much is not.

Additionally, even eating enough fiber can have drawbacks if your body isn't used to eating that amount. Fiber needs to be introduced slowly, and spaced out throughout our entire day.

Eating just 5-7g of fiber per meal is a great place to start if you need to increase your fiber intake. Fiber is really important, but for your guts' sake please consume it in moderation. No maxxing.

[skulladraws]

The lastet ad0pts designs I've made!

[dayeadomingo]

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[valtsv]

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

my flight was overbooked so they're making me sit on the wing and antagonize the passengers while we're in the air and then disappear when they call for flight attendants. what the fuck

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[transhuman-priestess]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[theprofessional-amateur]

Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme

Thread here

[theprofessional-amateur]

Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.