#deadpools-whipping-boy

[shutupwilson-blog]

OOC

HOKAY, SO

I am officially off hiatus, as of tomorrow.  Work has returned to normal, and I'm more or less over being sick, so I'm gonna start hitting responses.

IN REGARDS TO GIFTMAS:

Wade has amassed presents for the people tagged.  I'm thinking I'll make individual posts for each person? It may leave the dash a bit clogged, but I think it'll be easier for me to keep straight than a master post.  Regan, Agent Brompton, and Jean have already made posts/left messages with their gifts, so we'll just exchange gifts in those threads instead of me making new ones.  Expect gift posts to pop up tomorrow!  Once I get those out, I'll be resuming all threads that were on hold.

Something to keep in mind: Wade has a lot of money, nothing to really spend it on outside of weaponry, and very little experience with gift-giving.  Pepper gave him a brief crash-course, but it didn't really have time to sink in, so expect your gifts to be bizarre, and in some cases, to fall in a price range that might be considered inappropriate.

This is because he has no idea what he's doing.  Hopefully the resulting gifts will be comedic, and possibly even successful.

At any rate, thank you all so much for putting up with me, sorry for the delay!

[katzirra]

My little Weasel that follows me, is a big kawaii. And I really enjoy reading their posts every so often when they happen to pop up on my dash when they like or reblog something dang.

Kiss kiss darling. Dang.

[mrfantasticwastakenarchives-blog]

midgardianelf started following you whyinevermiss started following you adaughterofasgard started following you spiderman-web-slinger started following you princesssparklefists started following you witchofmanynames started following you no-other-daughter started following you query-pitchiner started following you youcannotwithoutme started following you playinginthemilkyway started following you that1nightbrother started following you theshieldtech started following you newlyoldfashioned started following you amithtapredictabletano started following you deadpools-whipping-boy started following you iamtheravager started following you

"Oh WOW. Hello? There's SO many of you! I missed so much lately... Some of these were from when I was out I think. I think. I leave for like two weeks and you guys just flock in!" The teenager rubbed the back of his neck, sheepishly offering a smile. "Can't say I recognize all of you, but uh, yeah. Hi to all of those who know me, or are me, I think one of you are, and hello to all the one's who don't too! Don't know me, I mean. Uh yeah. Oh! Name! Might need that. I'm Peter Parker. Your average boring brunette of questionable sanity. Well, considering the fact I work for J.J. Jameson that is. And uncalled for mini biography done."

[shutupwilson-blog]

OOC: Wade doesn't really know what to do with Thanksgiving

So he's just going to send these out to the people tagged, and hope that somehow this makes any sense.

Enjoy that.

[the-blackest-spider]

OOC:

I'm starting to feel tired and my allergies are flaring up so I think I'm going to get off here read and get some sleep. Talk to you all tomorrow, if you're not tagged like if I owe. Good night!

[shutupwilson-blog]

deadpools-whipping-boy replied to your post: bit. Of course, that’ll never happen, so I’m pretty much wasting my breath. I guess I just can’t help myself from doing stupid stuff for you.” he’d shrug before quickly making his exit, so as not to get shot or something of that nature.[1/2]

//fdksejrg DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO POKE AT THAT ABOUT WEASEL. YOU BROKE ME. I’M SO HAPPY I CAN’T.

//WELL IT'S KIND OF HARD NOT TOO WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT BEING A BETTER PERSON!  It is on like Donkey Kong, son--if you're gonna throw stones, be prepared for Wade to throw you through the walls of your glass house a few times.

THAT FACT THAT WEAS IS 100% CORRECT IS IRRELEVANT, AS ALWAYS.

[shutupwilson-blog]

deadpools-whipping-boy replied to your post: bit. Of course, that’ll never happen, so I’m pretty much wasting my breath. I guess I just can’t help myself from doing stupid stuff for you.” he’d shrug before quickly making his exit, so as not to get shot or something of that nature.[1/2]

//Oh shit.

//didn't think i forgot about this, DID YOU? HMMM?  

[shutupwilson-blog]

bit. Of course, that'll never happen, so I'm pretty much wasting my breath. I guess I just can't help myself from doing stupid stuff for you." he'd shrug before quickly making his exit, so as not to get shot or something of that nature.[1/2]

Wade is legitimately too stunned (and, well, hurt) to say anything, for a moment.  Several different responses run through his head--"but I am trying, I've been trying" being the most prevalent.  Wade fumbles desperately for a way to convince him he's wrong...

Until it abruptly clicks in Wade's mind that this is Weasel, and suddenly, all that "trying" goes out the window, because this is Weasel, and he'll be damned if Weas gets to condescend to him.

In a flash, the hurt and the explanations turn to anger, and if Weas thinks he's getting away that easy, he is just wrong enough to have put himself in possible danger.  Wade is behind him in an instant.

"Oh, of course, because it's just so easy, right?  Because you would know sooo much about being a good, nice person, right?  Did you forget that you're a merc, too?   You sell weapons and information, Weas--without guys like you, guys like me can't do our jobs.  What we do isn't very nice, Weas, so you who are you to talk about being a better person?  Weren't you in prison, not too long ago?  Who the hell are you to talk about being a good person?"

Wade's damn near snarling, though he does manage not to...loom, or do anything too overtly threatening.  See?  And you thought he wasn't being nice...