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[sheepmo]

this song is so dean... and also salmon dean oh goodness 😿

[vhscowboys]

‘Taxi…?’

Just started season 5 but I’ve had this idea ever since I finished season 3, I’m really chuffed with how it came out! I do apologise if the signs don’t look very American I was using my Australian memory for some of them — but hey some people think Australia is Satan’s playground so maybe it’s fitting after all

[bhuntsghouls]

Hey guys

Sorry I went MIA there for a bit…I’m in rough shape. Good news is though, I’m alive. My good friend @islaymonsters made sure of that.

I’m stuck in a hospital at the moment, you’re reading the words of a 100% genuine Jane Doe with “bear attack induced trauma and amnesia” I would’ve ran a theatre club in high school if given half a chance.

Friendly reminder to never hunt alone, especially when you’ve never seen the thing your up against before. We have a hard life out here, don’t make it harder for yourself by getting yourself halfway killed and praying your phone calls go through.

Now, what is a skin walker? According to the lore a skin walker is a being (or cryptid) that used to be a Shaman or medicine man that let their power and magic corrupt them inside and out until it overtook their humanity and turned them into the reason Appalachian children are terrified to whistle.

Anywho, in case any of you encounter a lovely skin walker friend here’s how you…kill them…sorry y’all the loopy drugs are making me very uncreative.

1. Some say simply silver bullets or a weapon made of silver will do the trick as it will for other kinds of shapeshifters, however this is mostly word of mouth so I’m not entirely sure how well it works as I was more interested in traditional accounts and folklore (Navajo in case any of you wish to do more research than the minimal I did for my own survival)

2. Going along with that same theme, fire. Now setting something on fire will 9 times out of 10 kill that thing. However, then it becomes a matter of getting close enough to do that which I was not about to do.

3. Make a friend in a Navajo Shaman. The Shaman can reverse the evil magic that created the skin walker in the first place. Now since I don’t have any Shaman friends this one was a little difficult for me.

4. Knowing the human name of the skin walker. Navajo legend says that if you were to speak the full human name in the skin walkers presence it will feel shame and power will be given to the human…part and they will be able to subdue their curse and hopefully kill it or help you do so.

5. White ash. For this one you gotta make some white ash from a tree and then dip your weapon of choice into it. I’ve found dipping a few bullets in it and then aiming for the head is pretty effective.

I hope you never have to encounter one of those things but in case you do I hope you learned a little something.

Now I’m going to leave you with a great piece of advice: always have a friend that will track you down after a suspiciously silent phone call, find your ass barely kicking in the middle of the woods, and drag you to the nearest hospital.

Stay safe

-B

[aqua-marin-e]

the gluten purge (part one)

dean winchester x reader with celiac disease (and some sam)

warnings : newly established relationship, cursing, pet names (sweetheart, baby, angel) other than that just fluff!

this is my first fic so keep in mind while reading, and i’m always open to constructive criticism!

you were hunched over the toilet in the bunker and had been vomiting for the last 5 minutes. you had promptly slipped out of the dean cave mid movie to use the restroom, feeling nauseous and tired. you’d definitely been glutened, just as you were trying to figure out what could have possibly made you sick a light knock and “ y’okay sweetheart?” echoed through the bathroom. a groan was all you could muster up in response “can i come in?” of course he wanted in right now, “i guess.” 

the door open slowly and dean gently walked in, sudden surprise and concern drew over his face “shit what happened?” “i got glutened- before you could say anything else you threw up again, thankfully making in the toilet. dean rushed over to you and gently crouched down to your level, and lightly moved your hair till he was holding it back with one hand. while softly placing his other hand on your back and rubbing gently “what made you sick?” he quietly asked “i don’t know, i’ve only eaten food i made, i don’t know what i did wrong” you said with both arms resting on the toilet seat and your head propped against them. “hey hey hey sweetheart look at me, don’t beat yourself up s’not your fault” you mumbled a quiet “i know”

“what can i do to help?” he asked, “you need water or a pillow?” you slightly leaned up “water would be great.” “i’ll be right back baby m’kay” and with a soft kiss to your forehead he rushed out, and just as fast as he was at your side he was gone. the bathroom felt surprisingly empty without dean, but he didn’t leave you for long. not even a couple minutes later he was back with a glass of cold water and some pain killers. handing you the glass “figured these might help” he said an extended his hand with two pills in it, “ ’s ibuprofen by the way” “thank you dean”. you quickly took the pills a drank the majority of the water noting to take it easy as to not make yourself feel worse.

minutes had passed, but you weren’t exactly sure how many, but it had been long enough for dean to sit beside you and pull you into his chest. you had long since stopped throwing up and the pain meds did wonders. now you were just left with the gross feeling of the bathroom floor and the dread of knowing you would feel worse tomorrow. “i think i’m gonna take a shower” you slightly turned in his arms so you could see him a little better, “m’kay angel anything i can do?” “could you get me a change of clothes?” “sure thing” he carefully got up and with a quick kiss to your temple  went to hunt down the comfiest thing he could find. minutes later he came back with fluffy pj shorts one of his flannels (which fit very oversized on you) underwear and fluffy socks.

“ ‘s the best i could do” dean said as he came back into the bathroom, setting the clothes down onto the counter. “it’s perfect, thank you” you said, followed by a “out” “what?” dean said “you heard me out” he scoffed “what did i do?” “nothing just taking this one solo” “fine” he said, but there was no bite to it just teasing. you flushed the toilet and took a long hot shower, after you were dressed you made your way to dean’s room. 

“hey” he said when he landed eyes on you in the door way. “can i come in?” “always sweetheart” he gently patted the bed next to where he sat “c’mere”. you quickly crossed the room crawling into bed, “ ‘m gonna shower now” “your leaving me?” you said with a dramatic fake pout. “you kicked me out first angel” “i guess” you mumbled and crossed your arms. “i’ll be right back angel ten minutes tops” then he was off to the bathroom.

who knows how long you’d been asleep but you woke up to a freshly showered dean crawling in bed next to you. “sorry baby didn’t mean ‘t wake you” he said softly. “it’s ok” and before you knew it you were curled up against him. “g’night sweetheart” “goodnight dean” and before you knew it you were fast asleep.

p.s. i hope you liked it please let me know what you think!

[vhscowboys]

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[samwspn]

requested - dean - brown and blue moodboard

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[highkey-deanwinchester]

Sam: *bags Jess*

Dean: "thats my boy!"

The Event.

Dean: "NO MY BOY!"

[highkey-deanwinchester]

Ahh *whistle whistle* just walking through this big open room with my big box of shit posts supernatural memes aw I hope I don't drop it OH NO AWWW MANNN AWWW FUCKKKK SHIT I DROPPED IT FUCK THEY'RE EVERYWHERE WHATEVER SHALL I DO(doing this in reblogs because I'm scared Tumblr is gonna nuke my post)