#dear bitch

[pavlover-boy]

I tried the "change your name to [insert profanity]" for lucio's route, bc I wanted to get it over with and thought I might as well fuck around while I'm at it, and it's already produced a banger

[merchenticneurosis]

[shinothee]

[dressingthemup]

Dear bitch

Dear bitch, You wouldn't know support if it hit you in the face! You don't know how to support someone! You only support someone when there's a benefit to you! And you would probably come up with this giant ass thing about how you do support people and how some people don't deserve your support! Well guess what bitch you have never supported me! You don't know what it really means to support someone. You just make me feel crazy. Well guess what? Your crazy! And I think you need a reality check and an intervention!

[dressingthemup]

Dear bitch

Dear bitch, I can't stand you. Your a terrible person. Sometimes I think you have a mental disease but no, it's just your personality and mindset on everything. My god you are an awful person and you don't even see that. Which is kinda sad. I hate that you think you can say whatever you want to anyone and get anything you want but when someone says something to you that you don't like and when you don't get what you want there is world war 3! Seriously what's wrong with you.

[elaiensays]

DEAR BITCH

Watch her smile in kind of sweetness But frozen smiles never reach the eyes And words escape the cherry lips And weaves an ugly mess of lies 

Kindly, she will ask you to believe Then stab you in the back Viciously, she taunts you’re being Drawing out her cruel attack Silently she takes it back Tripping over her own pride And yet that one apology Cannot take back tears you cried Quickly worn patterns form Forced smiles upon ones face And it’s too hard to keep up With this unreasonable pace Dear bitch, Sometimes I feel sorry about you You’re so pathetic and a liar too I used to think that you’re sweet Now I know you just a piece of shit

[dressingthemup]

Dear bitch

Dear bitch, get out of my life, stay out of my life, don't question me or drag me into your petty bullshit. Don't act like your a good friend to me when your not. Don't be supportive and then the next minute be negative. I don't know why I've taken your shit for so long but I do. And you know that so you think you can continue to dish it out. Your a child and that all you'll ever be in this world. Never once have you cared for anyone but yourself, never once have you cared for me in return for how I cared for you. How dare you take away my happiness and peace of mind by just one insignificant text message. I've dropped you and cut you off SO GO THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!! Ok? Ok. Final words; go to hell, I hate you, and I could care less if you live or die. Go enjoy your sad pathetic excuse of a life. Sincerely, someone who's better than you bitch Just putting this out there that this was about many many people of different genders. Not just one guy or girl.

[dearbitchadvice]

War and Piece of Shite

Dear Bitch,

I’m a new writer, but I don’t like the whole cycle of rejection that I keep getting from publishers and editors, so I decided to start publishing them myself and leaving piles of books at coffee shops and book stores fore people to enjoy. Buy the way, everyone, your welcome! The strangest thing happened after. I keep finding piles of them outside my house each morning. sometimes I even find them buy the dumpster the next day outside the same coffee shop.

I read it threw a second time, just to make sure its as good as I think it was and its amazing! the same thing happened like a few years ago when I wrote another book which was wonderful but everyone hated it.

What can I do to get people to appreciate me?

Sincerely, Picasso of my time

Dear Picasso,

I actually didn’t have to look past your signature to know that you are not the literary genius you seem to think you are. You are too oblivious (unmindful; unconscious; unaware) to recognize the use of the name Picasso would only make sense if you were some form of visual artist. Aside from that little nugget of proof, and the blatant misspellings and awkward phrasing of the rest of your post, I would still give you the benefit of an open mind. “Perhaps this young man is the hipster Jack Kerouac, spouting truth with intentional bad grammar and lack of sentence structure.”

However, I had the displeasure of actually finding said book at a local coffee shop. I can only assume it’s yours as it was free and horrible. Opening to a random page, I was able to deduce (to derive as a conclusion from something known or assumed; infer) that you have no concept of the English language, and are unable to differentiate the need for quotations marks, commas, periods or question marks.

So what I would like you to do is listen to the hundreds (thousands) of people that have told you your writing is terrible. They are not telling you to stop writing. You can write your little heart out, then bury it in your back yard or hide it under your bed. What they want is for you to stop trying to give it to them. The publishers don’t want it, editors won’t read it, and people won’t even read it for free. So keep it to yourself. You are only making people miserable while killing a metric shit ton of trees.

You’re welcome,

Bitch