#dear delivery

[eddies-postoffice]

[theres a knock on the post office door]

[ @darlingpainter ]

Come on in!

[EDDIE sounds cheerful]

[eddies-postoffice]

[WALLY is looking for EDDIE! he has already been around the neighborhood, asking others if they knew where he was.]

[..none of them knew, unfortunately. so..]

[WALLY has decided to check the forest. alone.]

[its...darker than he remembers.]

[ @darlingpainter ]

[There’s a lot of forest. So much ground to cover...]

[eddies-postoffice]

J: It’s pride month, Eddie! You know what that means!

E: What? No? …Do you want me to deliver gay letters or something?

J: It’s pride month, Frank! You know what that means!

F: Huh? No, I don’t. Do you want me to study gay butterflies or something?

[eddies-postoffice]

[here comes backup!]

[ @darlingpainter ]

Oh! Hey little buddy!

[EDDIE’s mailbag is slightly charred, and so is his arm. he just HAD TO save the mailbag from the flames…]

[eddies-postoffice]

"Mr Dear- Erm, I mean, Eddie?"

Eddie turned as he heard the familiar voice. Frank!

"Well hello Frank! I'm glad you've decided to stop by the post office today! Is there something you need me to do?"

Anything. He'd do anything. Nobody had given him anything to do, and he was desperate.

"Well, actually, no. I was wondering if you wanted to spend some time together? Like, one-on-one. Since we're always in groups, but I don't think I've ever really spent much time with just you."

Eddie hoped with all of his might that the heat he felt in his face didn't show externally at all. He drummed his fingers on the countertop, feigning indecision. He'd already made his mind up; he was going to go. He just didn't want to seem too eager.

"Sure. Where to?" "We could take a walk around the neighbourhood if you want. Or we could go to my house." "Your place sounds great! Let's go!"

[eddies-postoffice]

[EDDIE is all dressed up in his outfit for ‘prim-rella’]

[eddies-postoffice]

This is Eddie Dear of Eddie's Post office speaking! How can I help you today?

[Silence.]

...Hello? Is anybody there? ...Should I say the jingle again?

OOC:

This is an Eddie Dear rp blog! Eddie canonically receives all asks in the form of letters addressed to him!

Boundaries n shit on my main blog ( @pest-control-jerp ).

[eddies-postoffice]

HELP

I AM VERY FLAMMABLE