Ready to deliver!

[eddies-postoffice]

This is Eddie Dear of Eddie's Post office speaking! How can I help you today?

[Silence.]

...Hello? Is anybody there? ...Should I say the jingle again?

OOC:

This is an Eddie Dear rp blog! Eddie canonically receives all asks in the form of letters addressed to him!

Boundaries n shit on my main blog ( @pest-control-jerp ).

[henchmaniac-ford]

one of wally’s neighbours upon ye

*throws @eddies-postoffice*

Hench grabs anon and shoves them in the corner of the room. "Sit there until you feel like no longer throwing people"

He looks towards Eddie "Greetings. Are you okay?"

[eddies-postoffice]

I- I guess? Where am I?!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"A small town in Oregon."

[eddies-postoffice]

I’m.. not in my neighbourhood?

That’s not right. I should be there.

I’m meant to be in my post office..

[henchmaniac-ford]

one of wally’s neighbours upon ye

*throws @eddies-postoffice*

Hench grabs anon and shoves them in the corner of the room. "Sit there until you feel like no longer throwing people"

He looks towards Eddie "Greetings. Are you okay?"

[eddies-postoffice]

I- I guess? Where am I?!

[eddies-postoffice]

has anything seemed off with frank and wally lately?

Yeah...

[darlingpainter]

Hey, uh, Wally. I just want to quickly get a second opinion on how I look in this, if you wouldn’t mind. I would ask Frank, but I don’t exactly know where he is right now.

[he’s wearing his outfit for ‘prim-rella’. the dress, makeup, EVERYTHING. fully dressed up.]

@eddies-postoffice

[WALLY gives him a thumbs up.]

"wow. you look great, eddie!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Thanks, little buddy. I was worried I’d look.. stupid. But I like this.

[darlingpainter]

"I am glad you like this. I think everyone's going to love this look on you!"

[eddies-postoffice]

I hope so!

[darlingpainter]

"they will. and I am sure frank will, too!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Yeah, I-..

I’m sure he will!

[he doesn’t sound sure]

[darlingpainter]

[WALLY nods.]

"I wonder what the others are wearing for prim-rella.."

[eddies-postoffice]

Well, I saw Julie’s outfit. It’s great! I can only assume Frank’s is similar in quality, since he’s such an important part.

[darlingpainter]

"that is good! I will have to go look at their costumes, soon, too."

[eddies-postoffice]

I only saw because Julie helped with my makeup.

[darlingpainter]

"she did great!"

[eddies-postoffice]

You should tell her that, little buddy! She’ll appreciate it!

[darlingpainter]

"i should.."

[he nods.]

[eddies-postoffice]

Well uh.. I’ll be seein’ you, Wally. Just gotta go get outta this so I don’t mess it up or anything. Getting all dressed up like this was just practice, after all.

[darlingpainter]

"right! I will see you later, eddie! let me know how frank liked your outfit!"

[eddies-postoffice]

I will! Bye, little buddy!

[darlingpainter]

Hey, uh, Wally. I just want to quickly get a second opinion on how I look in this, if you wouldn’t mind. I would ask Frank, but I don’t exactly know where he is right now.

[he’s wearing his outfit for ‘prim-rella’. the dress, makeup, EVERYTHING. fully dressed up.]

@eddies-postoffice

[WALLY gives him a thumbs up.]

"wow. you look great, eddie!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Thanks, little buddy. I was worried I’d look.. stupid. But I like this.

[darlingpainter]

"I am glad you like this. I think everyone's going to love this look on you!"

[eddies-postoffice]

I hope so!

[darlingpainter]

"they will. and I am sure frank will, too!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Yeah, I-..

I’m sure he will!

[he doesn’t sound sure]

[darlingpainter]

[WALLY nods.]

"I wonder what the others are wearing for prim-rella.."

[eddies-postoffice]

Well, I saw Julie’s outfit. It’s great! I can only assume Frank’s is similar in quality, since he’s such an important part.

[darlingpainter]

"that is good! I will have to go look at their costumes, soon, too."

[eddies-postoffice]

I only saw because Julie helped with my makeup.

[darlingpainter]

"she did great!"

[eddies-postoffice]

You should tell her that, little buddy! She’ll appreciate it!

[darlingpainter]

"i should.."

[he nods.]

[eddies-postoffice]

Well uh.. I’ll be seein’ you, Wally. Just gotta go get outta this so I don’t mess it up or anything. Getting all dressed up like this was just practice, after all.

[darlingpainter]

Hey, uh, Wally. I just want to quickly get a second opinion on how I look in this, if you wouldn’t mind. I would ask Frank, but I don’t exactly know where he is right now.

[he’s wearing his outfit for ‘prim-rella’. the dress, makeup, EVERYTHING. fully dressed up.]

@eddies-postoffice

[WALLY gives him a thumbs up.]

"wow. you look great, eddie!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Thanks, little buddy. I was worried I’d look.. stupid. But I like this.

[darlingpainter]

"I am glad you like this. I think everyone's going to love this look on you!"

[eddies-postoffice]

I hope so!

[darlingpainter]

"they will. and I am sure frank will, too!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Yeah, I-..

I’m sure he will!

[he doesn’t sound sure]

[darlingpainter]

[WALLY nods.]

"I wonder what the others are wearing for prim-rella.."

[eddies-postoffice]

Well, I saw Julie’s outfit. It’s great! I can only assume Frank’s is similar in quality, since he’s such an important part.

[darlingpainter]

"that is good! I will have to go look at their costumes, soon, too."

[eddies-postoffice]

I only saw because Julie helped with my makeup.

[darlingpainter]

"she did great!"

[eddies-postoffice]

You should tell her that, little buddy! She’ll appreciate it!

[darlingpainter]

Hey, uh, Wally. I just want to quickly get a second opinion on how I look in this, if you wouldn’t mind. I would ask Frank, but I don’t exactly know where he is right now.

[he’s wearing his outfit for ‘prim-rella’. the dress, makeup, EVERYTHING. fully dressed up.]

@eddies-postoffice

[WALLY gives him a thumbs up.]

"wow. you look great, eddie!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Thanks, little buddy. I was worried I’d look.. stupid. But I like this.

[darlingpainter]

"I am glad you like this. I think everyone's going to love this look on you!"

[eddies-postoffice]

I hope so!

[darlingpainter]

"they will. and I am sure frank will, too!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Yeah, I-..

I’m sure he will!

[he doesn’t sound sure]

[darlingpainter]

[WALLY nods.]

"I wonder what the others are wearing for prim-rella.."

[eddies-postoffice]

Well, I saw Julie’s outfit. It’s great! I can only assume Frank’s is similar in quality, since he’s such an important part.

[darlingpainter]

"that is good! I will have to go look at their costumes, soon, too."

[eddies-postoffice]

I only saw because Julie helped with my makeup.

[darlingpainter]

Hey, uh, Wally. I just want to quickly get a second opinion on how I look in this, if you wouldn’t mind. I would ask Frank, but I don’t exactly know where he is right now.

[he’s wearing his outfit for ‘prim-rella’. the dress, makeup, EVERYTHING. fully dressed up.]

@eddies-postoffice

[WALLY gives him a thumbs up.]

"wow. you look great, eddie!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Thanks, little buddy. I was worried I’d look.. stupid. But I like this.

[darlingpainter]

"I am glad you like this. I think everyone's going to love this look on you!"

[eddies-postoffice]

I hope so!

[darlingpainter]

"they will. and I am sure frank will, too!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Yeah, I-..

I’m sure he will!

[he doesn’t sound sure]

[darlingpainter]

[WALLY nods.]

"I wonder what the others are wearing for prim-rella.."

[eddies-postoffice]

Well, I saw Julie’s outfit. It’s great! I can only assume Frank’s is similar in quality, since he’s such an important part.

[darlingpainter]

Hey, uh, Wally. I just want to quickly get a second opinion on how I look in this, if you wouldn’t mind. I would ask Frank, but I don’t exactly know where he is right now.

[he’s wearing his outfit for ‘prim-rella’. the dress, makeup, EVERYTHING. fully dressed up.]

@eddies-postoffice

[WALLY gives him a thumbs up.]

"wow. you look great, eddie!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Thanks, little buddy. I was worried I’d look.. stupid. But I like this.

[darlingpainter]

"I am glad you like this. I think everyone's going to love this look on you!"

[eddies-postoffice]

I hope so!

[darlingpainter]

"they will. and I am sure frank will, too!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Yeah, I-..

I’m sure he will!

[he doesn’t sound sure]

[darlingpainter]

Hey, uh, Wally. I just want to quickly get a second opinion on how I look in this, if you wouldn’t mind. I would ask Frank, but I don’t exactly know where he is right now.

[he’s wearing his outfit for ‘prim-rella’. the dress, makeup, EVERYTHING. fully dressed up.]

@eddies-postoffice

[WALLY gives him a thumbs up.]

"wow. you look great, eddie!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Thanks, little buddy. I was worried I’d look.. stupid. But I like this.

[darlingpainter]

"I am glad you like this. I think everyone's going to love this look on you!"

[eddies-postoffice]

I hope so!

[darlingpainter]

Hey, uh, Wally. I just want to quickly get a second opinion on how I look in this, if you wouldn’t mind. I would ask Frank, but I don’t exactly know where he is right now.

[he’s wearing his outfit for ‘prim-rella’. the dress, makeup, EVERYTHING. fully dressed up.]

@eddies-postoffice

[WALLY gives him a thumbs up.]

"wow. you look great, eddie!"

[eddies-postoffice]

Thanks, little buddy. I was worried I’d look.. stupid. But I like this.

[eddies-postoffice]

[EDDIE is all dressed up in his outfit for ‘prim-rella’]

[eddies-postoffice]

hmmm

maybe it was some sort of sleepwalking situation?? or something similar??

Not sure…

[eddies-postoffice]

hoe what just happened😭

I don’t rightly know…

[eddies-postoffice]

How am I back?

Was it a dream…?

[eddies-postoffice]

can’t see properly