#dearaliens

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[dearaliens]

Dear Aliens,

I think our problem was that we stopped feeling at home anywhere. But maybe there's no such thing as problems, and everything is just a different shade of beauty that we don't understand.

Are you rolling your eyes? Do you have eyes? Eyes let us see, which is like tasting only you can pretend that it's separate from you. And by you I mean "I," which is this sense we get that we're alone in the world rather than a part of it. Its fun sometimes but it can be a real drag.

I wonder how your world is different and how it's the same. In my imagination it's full of colors I've never seen.. But don't get me started on imagination. Lets just say it took us some weird places.

Long story short, I would have loved to have met you, though the thought makes my heart race. For some reason I already feel a real fondness for you. Maybe it has something to do with all the distances between us, and the fact that we probably want the same things deep down. Maybe.

Please try to learn from what you find here- we really did love it after all is said and done- and take care of the other animals if they're still around. They were great, none of this was their fault. Welcome to earth! Jeremy Ps: we didn't make the jungles, they were there when we got here. the mountains too. We didn't even make ourselves. But you can thank us for fruity pebbles™.

[dearaliens]

Dear Aliens,

In case you've wondered -

* Chihuahuas are remote descendants of wolves. So are Pugs. Yeah, we know… hilarious, isn't it?

* The Muppets aren't real living creatures, but you should definitely try watching every episode or film related to them.

* Elvis wasn't a monarch of any kingdom, but a very appreciated artist. Also, though you might hear different opinions - he might still be alive.

* Christianity, Judaism and Islam all began the same way, and with best intentions. It just got a little messy at some point.

Welcome and make yourselves at home! Good luck with the climate change and everything.

Yaara.

[dearaliens]

Dear Aliens,

I've often sat on the grass, looked at the stars, and thought of you. Each time, I hoped you were comfortable somewhere, also looking at the stars and thinking of me. I'm sorry we missed each other.

xxTiger

[dearaliens]

Dear aliens

Wer'e sorry for the mess. We didn't have the time/power to clean up before you came...

Few tips for your visit in Earth:

1. Listen to "The Beatles". 

2. Avoid DubStep music.

3. Eat Tahini. This is pure joy. 

4. Try to smoke them weed-look-alike plants growing all over here. 

5. You're welcome.

[dearaliens]

Dear Aliens,

Cat videos on YouTube is a cultural glitch, and for that we're very sorry.

Stanley.

[dearaliens]

Dear Aliens,

If we're all gone and you've found the internet, please know:

TheOnion is not a real news channel.

(Also CNN, BBC and Fox).

Hope we didn't leave to much of a mess.

Yours,

Human.