Jun 12, 2015
Dear spiders
Dear spiders,
I wanted to say I’m not sorry for squishing your friends who invade my house. You guys are creepy motherfuckers and you need to stay out of my house because there’s no flies in there thank you very much. I understand you’re supposed to play some important role in the environment on controlling the amount of insects and such, but you can do that OUTSIDE. You are no welcomed in my house and I will squish every last one of you if I see you! No mercy! This is war!
-From a very scared but determined human