#dearest mouse

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Hey in your taz swap au is merle the grim reaper??

I’m glad you asked, Mouse! He is not, although that would be hilarious! The grim reaper Is taako. Merle runs a bar in refuge called merlegaritaville, and he grows weed in little flower window boxes. 

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hey u should talk about robbie as the director in your taz swap! what's he up to

Good idea, Mouse. Robbie is the Lonely Alchemist. So, Robbie’s Grand Relic WAS going to be a ladle staff thing, but in light of recent events, is now The Venemum Throne(thanks tfw discord), which is Robbies throne, (and its BASICALLY a spoon, i guess, not really), and its on wheels so that he never has to walk if he doesn’t want to. Its got built in cupholders too ofc.

He probably isn’t cut out to manage the BOB, and he’s far less professional than Lucretia. Hes usually high. He put a fantasy seven eleven on the moonbase. 

He felt sad about how upset everyone was about the grand relic situation, and really, all he wanted was to make his friends happier. His initial thought process had been that his friends would stop regretting it, and he would be so stoned that he wouldnt really be completely anyway. 

Then he saw what it did to the captain, avi, and he knew he had to fix this shit. So he hired more competent people to build a moonbase, and he hired magnus to feed fisher ducks and other carvings, and davenport to man the cannons, and Lup and barry as regulators.

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20. 3 Things that make me happy

1! The McElroy family

2! Reading

3! My friends