#deceit shenanigans

[ask-dnd-sides]

Since we’re dead and therefore don’t have ears, are you answering these aloud? Does that not also keep your companions up? - 🌫

(Dee looks directly at the direction of your voice, so you can see his mouth.)

Dee: You were saying?

(Dee’s mouth does not move.)

[ask-dnd-sides]

Where’d you get your gloves Dee? - 🌫

Dee: They fell from the sky directly onto my hands and I’ve been wearing them ever since.

[ask-dnd-sides]

You don't like Thomas being this close to your friends, do you?

(Dee tenses up.)

Dee: No, that’s not it at all~!

[ask-dnd-sides]

Well alrighty then. Not an answer I expected but an answer nonetheless. We’re improving! What’s your favorite weather/season, dee?

Dee: It’s right in between F(uck you )all and W(hy won’t you eat your d)inter.

(Deceit gestures to either side of one of his hands with the other, after doing so, rising his middle finger to flip you the bird.)

[ask-dnd-sides]

Dee, would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses? Or 1 horse-sized duck? - (can I be the duck anon?)

(Sure!)

Dee: Both, simultaneously, with Neighbor and Hourse to help me~.

[ask-dnd-sides]

Dee, what's your favorite animal? - duck anon

Dee: A human~.

[ask-dnd-sides]

Dee we aren’t really aware of what’s going on with our... friend. We know very little about all but the most recent circumstances. You apparently know him. Could you tell us something? Information for what information we do have?

(You barely hear him mumble:)

Dee: Knowing him is a definite fucking hyperbole.

(Louder, he says, extending out his hand to the air.)

Dee: Of course~! The moment we can shake on it I’ll tell you everything!

[ask-dnd-sides]

You’re truly a fount of knowledge, Dee. Is common your fist language? - 🌫

Dee: No~! Obviously my ‘fist’ language is sarcasm.