FKOTF has won a hard fought campaign against the tyranny of the privileges granted to reproducing familial units. For too long passengers have been subjected to delays as families board planes before us. Now United Airlines has ended pre-boarding for children. This is a great victory in the struggle against the special permissions granted to families, are we not deemed equal by the Declaration of Independence?
While this is a step forward, we cannot rest on our laurels. As FKTOF Senior Communications Director pointed out : "We cannot rest until children are banned from all forms of public transportation". This is the ultimate goal, no longer shall we have to wait for a stroller to be folded up, delaying our flights, trains, and buses. No more shall we be subjected to a child's wailing on our 12 hour flight back from Thailand when all we want to do is sleep off our incredible hangover. All children should be wards of the state, and not allowed to travel until they are at least 16, thus saving us all the unnecessary burden of being delayed at the security gate because a petulant 8 year old doesn't want to walk through a metal detector.
