For teen wolf ask meme! 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, & 10! : D
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1. Tell me about the three Teen Wolf scenes that you dislike the most.
“Just...try and be less terrified.” What the fuck, Stiles?
“I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.” Oh, Lydia, babe, no.
“It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s perfect.” WHAT THE FUCK NO NO STOP IT
3. Have you actually given it a thought why you hate your NOtp or was it just a thing like “hate at first sight”?
M8, you’d have to specify which one, I have at least three with this show. But for this I’ll go with Jyd*a. And I hate it because Jackson Whittemore is a piece of human garbage who was absolutely awful to my strawberry blonde angel and I want to stab him in the face with this fork.
4. If you could choose for one of the gone characters (killed off or sent to London) to come back, which one would it be? You can only choose one.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ALLISON ARGENT ALLISON ARGENT ALLISON ARGENT ALLISON ARGENT ALLISON ARGENT
6. Give me a one sentence long summary of the worst fic you’ve ever read about your OTP. Don’t link to it.
Lydia never told Stiles how she feels and everyone was alone and miserable forever.
Hurt/No Comfort is the literal devil’s work I swear to god.
8. Assign real world jobs to your top 5 favorite characters. (AKA human!AU, who would work in what job?)
OOH OOH OOH
Lydia Martin gets a double PhD in applied mathematics and biochemistry, and teaches at Stanford.Stiles Stilinski becomes a Beacon Hills police officer. He’d do the private detective thing except honestly his father is his hero and he wants to follow in his footsteps, plus he’s gotta stick close to home for supernatural reasons. Allison Argent also becomes a Beacon Hills police officer. She’s Stiles’ partner, they go to the academy together and start as rookies at the same time. Scott McCall becomes a physical therapist and works at the hospital alongside his mother. Isaac Lahey becomes a social worker and works for Child Protective Services to help kids from abusive homes.
10. Which Teen Wolf quote do you loathe by now because the fandom has overused it?
Honestly, most of the overused quotes in this fandom are either br/otp-specific so I can’t get annoyed with them (”A kind of emotional tether.”) or they’re AWESOME AS HELL, so I’m not bothered (”Be your own anchor.”)
But I’m gonna go with: “The sun, the moon, and the truth.” I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS. This may be an occupational hazard of not having watched an actual Teen Wolf episode since 4x01.
