#deep toot

[fountainpenguin]

slkdjfsdljf, Doidle's pajama shirt...

[omegapausestuck]

You know what's fucked up? How John specifically chose to skip out on the meteor clusterfuck so that Jade wouldn't be alone. then hussie chose to retcon a timeline where Jade was circumstantially alone, again.

[5nake-eater]

[mila-mendes-blog1]

also i'm speaking it into existence now that i am kali's lil soy and no one can ever take that from me

[fountainpenguin]

Absolutely hilarious that Timmy sometimes plays the "If I stop bad things from happening to me, I'll lose my fairy godparents who are only here to make them better" card, so he puts up with his parents, Crocker, and Vicky, but then Tootie's there and she pushes his buttons so badly that he has a restraining order against her SLKDFJSD.

Timmy: I embrace the wide range of human experiences and I accept what comes to me. Tootie tapping his phone and offering to knock him out so she can give him mouth to mouth: Timmy: not you

[fountainpenguin]

130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash

💚 Green Train Arc

(July 2016 - Ongoing)

"Vick-ay, you do not need to be this way with me. You know that when you are playing hard to get in this way you are doing, it is only for resulting in making me more and more likely to be shorting out my Fakeifier. I only ask that you, like, try to understand how difficult it is to be me, who is attempting to slot myself into your human Earthling culture." "Lose the slimy alien look, Chang. Then we'll talk."

- Fluff & Romance with mild Drama and Light Angst

- Prompts related to Mark, Vicky, Tootie, and immediate associates (like schoolmates or Vicky and Tootie's parents)

Summary

Mark Chang spends years charming the love of his life (Vicky Aingeal) as the threat of forced betrothal swings ever closer to his head. Tootie, who's only too eager to send her sister into space to live with aliens, tries to help. But even when they are together, a relationship between a human and Yugopotamian from completely different cultures was never going to be easy... (No, I'm not over the fact she sent him Valentine's gifts while broken up and took him back even after finding out he was an alien. hey. what.)

Rated Gen and T

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Highlights of this arc:

- Vicky and Mark have very different opinions on what to do with a dead dog. - Funnily enough, this isn't the first time Mark and Happy Peppy Gary have carpooled while heading into space. - Tootie reluctantly helps her sister’s weird boyfriend pick some flowers. Apparently he’s allergic or something? - Mark switches from elementary school to high school. How hard can it be? - Mark and Vicky babysit Timmy together. Mark hesitates to treat his friend the way Vicky orders him to. - Vicky does some very deep soul-searching. Which is weird, because I didn't think she had a soul. - Vicky struggles through a relationship with a boyfriend who sometimes needs to be 10 years old and run off to play. - Mark plays Rock, Paper, Scissors for Vicky's life. - Mark has the brilliant idea to invite Vicky to his coronation. You know. On Yugopotamia.

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"And tell me that we belong together and dress it up with the trappings of love ... I'll be the greatest fan of your life." (x)

[fountainpenguin]

I haven't watched "Love Struck" in YEARS, but it is cracking me up for self-indulgent fanfic reasons.

Me, who set Cupid's family up to be huge narcissists because they were given extreme powers by ancient gods: Of COURSE he'd flip out when Timmy says he's surprised Valentine's Day is a big deal in Fairy World... Of COURSE he'd yell that "Valentine's magic is the most powerful magic there is." Of COURSE he'd brag about his ability to set Timmy up against his consent because he's amazing and powerful... That's the first 3 minutes.

Are... are the cat and dog Cupid sets up together in this episode the same ones living together in "Fairly Odd Baby"?

Years ago, I headcanoned Chester as aroace, and like ?? I forgot he spends this episode hiding in his locker selling people ripped-up valentines. Okay, buddy...

Trixie's nightgown is adorable:

Tootie sits on the ground sobbing while pulling off petals and saying "He loves me not" on every single one... That's hilarious.

I forgot Timmy's Dad pretended he was going to play football with Dinkleberg and he just made him back up until he was in the street.

I can't get over that they could've done anything with Cupid and the cherubs and they opted for aggressive military force. Like... Yeah, this is a world of magic. Fairy World is fluff and rainbows. But then the cherubs just carry bows and shoot people. Can't argue with that.

Timmy's Dad compares his wife to a chainsaw and he means it as a compliment. Cosmo compares Wanda to a monster truck that could crush him into bits.

Maybe I should forgive Tootie a little because... she's probably a creep because her parents are pushovers, so the only person she has as reference is Vicky. Yes, Tootie taps phones and stalks people and violates boundaries, but considering that Vicky tried to forcibly marry Chip Skylark, I'm not sure Tootie knows what a healthy romantic relationship looks like... That's interesting, actually...

I said during my "A Date to Remember" liveblog that I thought it was sweet Cupid knew everyone by name because... that does feel like it would be part of his job, but that I wasn't sure if he'd done that in the OG series. I like how he did indeed put Timmy's name on an arrow and solved the game show by guessing Timmy as the person who'd messed things up on Earth.

It's so silly, but I like the scenes you get at the end of animal courtship where the lady bird thinks it's attractive to get a worm and the lady squirrel likes the acorn. Just little personified guys...

CRYING at Timmy being confused when Cupid forgives him... something he is not usually extended after messing things up. He turns around to look at the camera like "You guys seeing this?"

skdljf, I totally forgot that when Timmy walks off on Trixie, he says he'll probably kick himself for doing so tomorrow. Boy is trying to do what he thinks is the right thing, but it's funny he's still like "Why am I doing this?" And then he says it AGAIN??

The cherubs marching in midair is so funny for some reason. You fools are so energy inefficient... Don't do that.

[fountainpenguin]

Hc: tootie’s actual name is trootie, but she couldn’t pronounce it years ago and it stuck with her

That's similar to my headcanon. I gave her the spelling Trudy, although "Tootie" was used as a nickname (like Tootsie Roll).

I did a search to see if it comes up in my files, and here's a scene I wrote in 2020 that makes me laugh (ft. aged-up Tootie now using her birth name):

Molly looked curiously at Trudy, tapping a finger against her lip. “Didn’t she move to some small country in Europe with her boyfriend or something?” “Husband, actually. She’s really the queen of this micronation they rule together.” Trudy’s eyes turned misty behind her glasses. “I wonder how she’s doing right now.” Since Tootie asked a valid question, we may as well pause our brunch date for a moment and take a brief trip one million million miles away from planet Earth. At that precise moment, Queen Victoria could be found sprawled across her royal mattress (which was, of course, stuffed with wads of cash for extra padding) in her second-favorite set of skull and crossbone pajamas, snoring half-contently. Each of her arms hugged a fat sack of coins with a ridiculously elaborate Yugopotamian money symbol printed on its front in blue. The covers tangled around her legs in a cyclone, which was the only reason she hadn’t completely rolled off the bed to the floor. Rolled off the side, it’s possibly worth mentioning, that her husband normally tried to claim for himself whenever he spied enough room to place a tentacle. As for her husband? King Marqavalier had just made the mistake of attempting to hold his wife’s pale human hand in her sleep. The death-defying trial proved successful on occasion, but that night turned out not to be tonight. He was now rinsing himself down furiously in the royal bedroom’s private muckpool wing, mumbling a variety of incoherent curses he’d picked up during his time on Earth, even though he wasn’t certain what they meant and happened to be using every single one in all the wrong ways. Back in their bedroom, Vicky murmured in her dreams and rolled over to cuddle with a third bag of taxes she had personally collected from the royal manure connoisseur earlier that day.

Along the Cherry Lane

Tootie growing up to live a relaxed life because her sister is in a loving relationship with an alien who adores her and she gets to rule over a bunch of people who are super into her way of threatening them with axes, my beloved...

Actually, do you think Mark gets huffy when Vicky threatens their subjects with weapons? We know driving a spear into the tentacle is a courtship signal for Yugopotamians and I feel like he probably had to have some talks with her about why she can't just attack people.

Vicky at a royal banquet: /throws an axe at the butler Mark: I'm being cheated on

Of course, the beauty of their relationship being that Mark spent 50+ years on Earth learning human culture, and would probably NOT interpret this as cheating and would instead interpret it as super hot the way he did when his ex almost sliced him to bits and threw him in the dungeon, but-