I BOUGHT A FUCK MACHINE?!? (not clickbait)
“Why are you smiling at your phone?” Hoseok questions, waving his hand for Yoongi’s attention.
Yoongi bites the inside of his cheek, he should just be honest. “Okay, look, you have to promise not to freak out.”
“Always a reassuring start to a story,” Hoseok deadpans, leaning back and crossing his arms.
“So, you know I get lots of messages on my profile. Well, this one guy messaged me last night and...I don’t know, he sent me a selfie and I gave him my number and we...um...we’ve been talking a little?”
Hoseok just blinks at him. “You gave a stranger who watches you fuck yourself on the internet your phone number?”
“Okay,” Yoongi admits, feeling a little flustered, “When you put it like that, it sounds bad.”
Camboy Yoongi can't pass up a deal on a new toy to spice up his streams. When the comments and DMs of one viewer catch his interest, he's hopeful that he might need to take advantage of the return policy.
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