Dear Supporters, loyal followers,
we, the MCYTBLR-community, are standing at a precipice. Before us the abyss of chaos and bloodshed that will be brought forth should anyone other than I, Lucem Ferto, win the presidency of MCYTBLR.
The greatest threat that we face are the malicious forces unleashed by @anarchy2021. This “campaign” does not stand for a future all tumblrians can aspire to. They are, in fact, already infiltrated by agents of the vicious Twitter Deepstate that seek to destabilize and fracture our glorious community!
They stand for mayhem. They stand for destruction. They stand for violence.
These anarchists will indoctrinate your followers! They will steal your notes! They will abolish everything that made MCYTBLR a brilliant beacon of excellence and exceptionalism in the past!
As the great Thomas Hobbes – one of the foremost thinkers on the necessity of governance – once wrote in his monumental masterpiece Leviathan:
During the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that conditions called war; and such a war, as if of every man, against every man.
Only DEEPTHROAT2021 is strong enough to steer MCYTBLR away from such misery! WE WILL BE THE POWER TO KEEP YOU AND YOUR FOLLOWERS SAFE!
ORDER IS SECURITY
CONFORMITY IS PEACE
HIERARCHY IS PROSPERITY
DEEPTHROAT2021 IS THE FUTURE
