okay @mcytblr-elections-2021 let’s roll
presenting SWAMP2021, a completely normal political party, come closer
us, running for president
running mate @aethermod, our doppelganger and archrival. we have united in this grand cause
undersecretary @wooshofficial. there is not a secretary unless they are Under, because we live in the swamp here
copyist @stonebrick-silverfish. a copyist is just someone taking notes there’s nothing else going on :)
minister of propaganda @septarianflame is absolutely Not a doppelganger of anyone and everyone else. give them your name.
commissioner @mineqraft. the commissioner is doing a great job
the seventh member is no member, the number seven is no number. no one is welcome in the swamp (and nobody is excluded)
our platform includes:
making people watch kakujo because we like this funky dark magic himbo on this corner of the internet
making people watch other obscure as hell mcyters and mcrps (ever heard of 3rd life? redstoner? secret rivals? You Will)
free moss for everyone
definitely nothing nefarious or underhanded
join us
and remember: you are not immune to swampaganda! :)












