#deer suck

[woedig]

Tulip eating car destroyer. There was a dozen or so outside but I only saw 3 of them. I went outside and hollered BOOLAH and a ton of deer started running. Good times.

[woedig]

These tulips opened Wednesday and by Thursday morning there were 6 missing. I put this web material over them last year and it seems to work.

[woedig]

I didn't get around to cutting any grass yet because it hasn't started growing yet. The deer closest to the house is getting flood water grass, the only place it's growing.

[woedig]

I just took this out my front window.

[woedig]

There is a stupid deer eating off some stupid branches in my yard cuz of a stupid ice storm.

[youdonthavetocallmedarlinnn]

https://gofund.me/a3c707c2

[kayleemoo7788]

I'm a jerk to deer.

It's a blizzard out here in Minnesota and I work closing shift at a store the next town over (about 16 minutes if that).

Anyway, I am a very good driver in the snow so I'm never really worried... except tonight.

I'm doing well under 30 mph down the county road when this f***ing 8 point buck comes walking across the road. I panic for only a moment but remember that's how people get hurt or worse in this weather. So I gently apply the brakes and feel the anti lock grind to catch my icy tires. Finally I slow down to a crawl and this idiot animal just stands there until I stop about 4 feet from him.

This jerk just stares at my car like I'm inconveniencing him. Now I'm irritated. I slam on the horn and I kid you not this deer jumped 5 feet straight up into the air, sprints off across the rest on the road and slams into a tree.

I tried so hard not to laugh, he stumbled but I'm like 89% he's fine.

[eldritch-whoror]

I hate western PA’s deer problem. I was walking home from a frineds house today and that shithead startled me. Wait, Those SHITHEADS. There were three does (?) starring at me, like 5 feet away.

I fucking hate deer. They ate all my grandma’s sunflowers too.