Aug 1, 2019
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deerpressure replied to your post “@ thatshamelessyaoishipper your post on rostelecom cup results is Bad”
i could be wrong but i think this is the person who went and liked a bunch of stuff on my art blog right after i made a post that was like "if ur a fujoshi please don't interact w my posts especially if you have yaoi in your url"
oh yeah wouldn’t surprise me, they’re trash lol they once responded to one of my posts with some bullshit abt how it’s fine if straight men fetishize lesbians bc it’s just human sexuality and they don’t personally care abt being objectified so it’s also fine for straight women to jack off to gay men 🙄
hi my name is lewis and i love yr blog!! i have a yoi blog @kissonice it is free of goatayogurt and other such um things and i'm lookin to get a few more follows, so can i get a promo blease? thank you!! ♡＾▽＾♡
*dub!victor voice* commemorative promo? sure thing!
hi! im babysitting tonight and i am going to have to order a pizza for the kids. could i request an english script for ordering a pizza for delivery over the phone? thank you.
Alrighty then. First figure out where you’re ordering from. Ask the kids what they want/where they want it from. I would suggest writing down what they would like and the address you're at instead of trying to remember, it will make this next bit easier. Find the phone number of the place and dial.
Employe: Hi. Welcome to Domino’s. Can I take your order?
You: Hi. I would like *Read the order to them*.
Employe: For pickup or delivery?
You: Delivery, please.
Employe: What address would you like it delivered to?
You: Can you please bring it to *read the address to them*.
Employe: Alright, your total is $10.99. You Pizza will be there in 20 minutes. Have a nice day!
You: Thank you, you too.
When they arrive with the pizza have the correct amount of money already with you. They will give you the pizza and ask you to sign a receipt. Do so and give him the money. It is socially polite to give the delivery person a tip. About 10-15% of the bill. A few dollars is usually enough for pizza.
I enjoy nibbling these tasty red tips...and I’m not the only one. #deerbonsai #californiabaylaurel #UmbellulariaCalifornica #orchardflora #deerpressure #deerorchard #deertopiary #deergarden #prebonsai #bonsai #vulturehill https://www.instagram.com/p/BxFsStNl576/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ns6e0ltcn7r9
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My DM experience, so far.
>Flat Earth ritualistic chanting
>*spreads grease on kitchen floor* Rosa come get y'alls juice
>"Why are you nervous, I am only going to beat the shit out of you"
>"ah yes, my one out of two rope"
>Socially Inept Bard
>"My son does gymnastics"
>"Why is this body have it's head torn half off?" "I am not the strongest"
>3 worms
>Potato
>Denim everywhere
>Stalking a woman who did nothing wrong*
>Lorraine and John and their forgetful sister
>Local Frog came for a good time but feels attacked
>Tiefling Druid falls prey to conspiracy theory
>Hook dad found mixing sweater and denim, more at 10
>Local performance gone bad when Bard rolls like garbage.
>Long legs ruin drawing
>talking dog awes and amazes band of idiots
>Large Orc woman catches boy out of midair, shocks and awes.
>not introducing big lesbian orc during main story due to the druids fetish.
>copyrighted hand signals
>Bard's singing career plummets, murder career rises.
>QUAIL
I love my players and the stupid things that they do.
deerpressure answered your question “Guess whos looking at gender neutral names again and likes second...”
puck is really cute!! im looking for gender neutral names too and i like that one the best! :^)
I LOOOOOOVE A Midsummer Night’s Dream so I keep coming back to that one haha. Only problem is, I love it, but I dont love it for me, ya know?