#deeturkey

[lunadealva]

text 💬 lurkey

Luna: I can’t believe you slept with that chick.

[sydneyandersen]

text 💬 sydkey

Sydney: So not that we're planning any crazy getaways or anything... but if we ever fly together, are you an 'armrest down' or 'armrest up' person?

[dumturtle]

text 💬 tweedles ❄️

Turtle: Do you think if we dove into a frozen pool our velocity would break the ice? Or would the ice break us?

Turtle: All these winter indoor practices are making me claustrophobic.

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 neikey⚠️

Neil: I'm not gonna eat Pop Rocks with you, Aimee! I'm still traumatized from that time my fourth grade teacher used them in a demonstration of what the Big Bang was!

[sydneyandersen]

text 💬 sydkey

Sydney: How many times do you think I can Google 'One Direction Reunion Tour' before the FBI agents that are supposedly watching us all decide I'm a stalker?

[sydneyandersen]

text 💬 sydkey

Sydney: My grandmother looks at me like she thinks I need to go to church.

Sydney: And then I heard her saying to my grandpa that maybe I'd have better luck finding a boyfriend if I just met a nice church boy! I don't know if that makes it better or worse?

Sydney: Like, would it be worse if my grandma thought I was a sinner going straight to hell and that's why I needed church? Or is it worse that she thinks I'm so pitiful she has to play matchmaker?

[dumturtle]

TEXT ✉️ツ TWEEDLES 🐢🦃

Turtle: A girl in my history class traded my green tennis balls for Easter egg colored ones while I was in the bathroom earlier. Is this what love is???

[sydneyandersen]

text 💬sydkey

Sydney: You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.