#defcon 4

[cimmerian-war-shrine]

[coolcomicbookcovers]

[moremoviesplease]

DEFCON-4 (1985)

Dir. Paul Donovan

•Lenore Zann, Maury Chaykin, Kate Lynch•

[mariocki]

DEFCON-4 (1985)

"You know, I was kind of surprised when I found out that you people were up there. I never suspected we had a secret line of space defence."

"You weren't supposed to suspect."

[travelling-with-tuf-blog]

Per darvi un’idea...

...di quanto io possa essere esaurita.

Sto seriamente pensando di contattare un hotel, di cui non dirò il nome, perché fa una pubblicità in radio in cui si dice “si ha la possibilità di usufruire guide esperte”. 

Usufruire guide esperte!

Per Dio, usufruire non è verbo transitivo. 

USUFRUIRE DI GUIDE ESPERTE!

Passa in radio almeno due volte l’ora e mi sta facendo diventare matta.

Adesso li chiamo e dico loro di rifare la pubblicità...

[boybandfashions]

The 1D fandom’s dedication to cropping fans out of photos never ceases to amaze me. Let her live.

Anyway, Harry:

Just...what the fuck?

I know you’re at an airport and everyone deserves to be comfortable while traveling, but let’s not get crazy. Let’s start with the hair. You’ve cut it since I’ve reviewed you last, which is a blessing straight from JT himself. HOWEVER, that does not mean you and your mop are automatically in my good graces. There’s some basic hair maintenance to observe here. First and foremost, have your assistant or mom or whoever the fuck you send to CVS on your behalf to buy you a goddamn hairbrush. It will change your life, I promise. You might even find all the sunglasses and headscarves that have been sucked into there over the years.

This next thing is extremely upsetting to me. Do you remember, Harry, when you were like 3 and One Direction was first starting out? Do you remember that thing you and your little friends did? That thing that haunts my dreams to this very day? No? Let me remind you.

DOES THIS RING A BELL?!?!?!?

Harry, there’s really no fucking reason to have your hoodie strings tied here. None at all. They’re not even cinching the hood. They’re not doing anything but annoying me. Untie the strings, bud, and maybe we can talk. Why do you even have your hood up, anyway? You’re in an airport. I’m 110% sure that you’re not going to get rained on. Though it seems sunny, based on your choice of headwear. What’s the fucking weather?

Anyway, I like your scarf and coat, though the lining of the coat looks dangerously like denim. So nice work there. (Side note: Harry, if you need a ghostwriter for your autobiography, “Dangerously Denim”, hit me up. I need a job.)

Finally, 

THIS IS A CALL OUT POST FOR JOHN F. KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT

Look at that shit. 

This blog has seen a bunch of fucked up shit, but bad grammar usually isn’t included. How hard is it to put an apostrophe there? The world is already a bad enough place, no need to make it worse. 

tl;dr: Haircut/scarf good, hood/unbrushed hair bad, grammar atrocious

— Maddy

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Patrolling the U. S. Sector of the South Korean Demilitarized Zone