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SAGAU AU IS SO HOT BC 1) GENSHIN CHARACTERS LOVE ME 2) I GET TO SATISFY MY GOD COMPLEX 😃 /hj me thinks it's hot in the imposter au if the only ones who protect us are fakebedo and beta xiao aka the rejected doubles and reader ends up favouring them more than Albedo and Xiao,, ahh imagine the heartache both of them would feel if they find out that they used to be reader's favourite prior to the whole hunt

I am going feral rlly quickly rn yOUR MIND>>>

no cause fr imagine being in dragonspine and albedo, even if knowing that he had fucked up (all of them had), he invites you to his lab but the look of disgust and utter hatred you send him has him shut up mid sentence. Instead, you look around until an nearly exact copy of albedo walks towards you with a gentle smile and you immediately jump into his/their/its?? arms while the real albedo just has to watch in jealousy. But he still understands. He's by no means stupid, he understands that this is what he deserves - his own hell of a punishment for hunting down the creator and for not only attempting to harm them, no, attempting to kill them.

And with Xiao. Omg he was one of the people that actually did get a hand on you, you still have the scar of where his spear had hit you when you weren't able to dodge from all the exhaustion. The wound had been so deep and in his rage filled mind he hadn't even noticed the golden blood flowing down your waist. Nowadays, you visit wangshu inn very often and every time you go to the balcony hope lights up in him. He has given you countless offerings, cried countless tears but you didn't forgive him. And to top that all of, he didn't forgive himself either. So instead of teleporting away whenever you and red!xiao spend time together closely embraced and.. was that your name he heard from his double's lips? Your sacred name? He'd watch you two. Feeling how his karmic debt seemed to get worse every second but he deserved it. Deserved the punishment you yourself were too greedy to give him.

I LOVE THIS AU OMG

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Scaramouche: Who gave you the right to speak? As if you're any different from her, you, YOU abandoned me, just like everyone else

Y/N: What? You're the one who ran off with the gnosis! Left the Fatui! Abandoned me! Can you blame me for trying to heal? For looking for comfort? You left me behind. I would have followed you to the ends of the earth and you left me. What do you want me to? Weep for the rest of my days and hope you'd come back? Live the rest of my life in misery, never giving myself the opportunity to heal?

Scaramouche: I-

Scaramouche: I never meant to leave you. I always meant to come back for you... and I did, but I couldn't find you anymore. No matter where I looked, you were gone. I waited for you as long as I could, in your home, but I never saw a glimpse of you

Y/N: Wh- of course I wasn't home! I was out looking for you, you idiot!

Y/N: And another thing! Why wouldn't you leave a note?!

Scaramouche: I couldn't risk someone else finding it

Scaramouche, internally: Fuck I could have left a note, oh I really am an idiot

scara angst(ish)

JDHSKSHS ANON YOU FEED ME WELL

I love the last line btw LMAO imagine him just straight up pausing like "fuck why didnt I think of doing that??!?"

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not sure if im that much into genshin still (i still do commissions every few days and stuff but eh) but ill delete all the requests that have piled up so far since having so many sort of stopped me from having any motivation to write oops they were all amazing tho and had very good concepts so ty anyway <3

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Okay okay okay so so more thought sharing

I just had another idea after seeing your reply to my other ask (the one w/ Diluc's S/O being punched)

So... S/O being protective

Like I'm in love w/ him being protective over his S/O, but

I too share the same protective stride

So like, can you imagine Diluc's reaction to his S/O just loosing it after an enemy hurts him a little bit too much? Like he's barely consious, Aether by his side because S/O ordered Aether to stay out of the way

S/O: Get Diluc out of here

Aether: I can't just leave you, let me-

S/O: A hah :) I wasn't asking. Get Diluc out, and stay out of the way.

And like. S/O. Absolutely decimates the enemy. Aether is helping Diluc with the injuries and watching on in both awe and fear. Like S/O's so furious, and strong as hell. In short Aether doesn't want to be their enemy at any point

After S/O's done it's just

S/O: Is he alright?

Aether: Oh- yes, he'll live

S/O: That's good. I don't know what I'd do if he died

Aether: ... would it involve punching me?

S/O: Oh heavens no! However I'd probably flatten all of Dragonspine

Paimon: You- you can't actually do that, right?

S/O: :)

Meanwhile Diluc's a lil 😳👉👈, y'know?

Diluc's s/o getting punched

i'm all in for powerful diluc with even more powerful s/o honestly (maybe for every genshin character ❤️)

because. imagine diluc on top of that not yet knowing how strong his s/o is so even tho he's injured, he's extremely worried and Aether has to use all his strength to hold him back until s/o just absolutely fucking destroys whoever hurt diluc

and like? diluc can't help but be in AWE at what he's seeing (bonus point if the guy is one of the fatui), full on heart eyes man, looking at you like this: 😍✨✨ (yes, sparkles included)

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Okay so, not a request just some dumb though sharing but consider

Diluc's S/O helps Aether on a comission, and they're gone for a couple of days and when they come back?

S/O has a heavy limp

Diluc's like 👁👁🔥 "so, how'd the comission go?" And before Aether can respond, S/O's explains "you know those fatui punchy bastards? Y'know, the anemo once? Anyway one of 'em decked me on the side of my hip and honestly I've never been the same since"

There's a long pause of silence

S/O speaks again

"No like seriously I think I broke something can someone help me to the Catherdral? I'm not walking all those stairs alone."

Also bonus dialogue for when S/O got hit

Aether: Are you alr-

S/O: ah fuCK!

Aether:

S/O: WHY'D YOU PUNCH ME IN THE ASS?!

Anemo boxer: Wh- wait no I didn't-

S/O: YES YOU DID! Aether he totally did right?

Aether: I mean... you kinda did dude

LMAOO PLS I LOVE THIS I'VE BEEN HOARDING THIS ASK FOR WAY TOO LONG ALREADY

and imagine just the absolute rage diluc feels when he realizes that not only his s/o got hurt, it was also by one of those fatui scums

HDKSHDSK THIS IS AMAZING TY FOR SHARING YOUR THOUGHTS ANON

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i’m back and rambling about beidou again! last time i sent an ask about beidou getting hurt, but what about reader? honestly reader is the more responsible one out of the two and the only injuries that they would get in beidou’s presence would probably be small scrapes or cuts while helping aboard the crux. even so, beidou usually takes reader aside and helps them bandage the ‘injuries’. if the cuts and scrapes are a little worse than usual, then beidou will gently take the injured (1/2) -🪶

THIS IS SO CUTE GOD I LOVE YOUR BEIDOU X READER CONTENT SM 🪶ANON!!

no cause- no thoughts, head empty, but Beidou kissing Reader's hands :( not only when they're injured, just in general

I reckon when they were not dating yet (and still now as theyre dating obviously), Beidou always held their hand to steady them when they were getting on board of the ship :((

they're so cute omfg I can't

(also. I'll make an (emoji) anon list one day I swear)

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hello, it’s the anon who sent the beidou drabble! i’m really glad you liked it! i’ve thought about this a lot. i imagine that reader is one of the people who meet traveller first, given their wandering tendencies. they’d probably tell traveller all about their amazing girlfriend, really traveller, she’s so cool, if you ever need a ride to liyue or inazuma then you can come with me to meet her! meanwhile traveller and paimon are watching this normally chill and reliable person go nuts over (1/2)

anon.. 🥰 never stop writing these things pretty pls pls with a cherry on top

Reader: oh yes!! and there was this one time where we were sailing around Liyue and you won't believe it traveler but she SMILED!! she smiled so bright at me, I thought I was going to lose my eye sight! traveler, I am telling you, she's beautiful! she's perfect, you HAVE to meet her! oh and promise me you'll greet her from me and-

Beidou meanwhile in Liyue: they've written another letter!?!!? give it to me, give it to me!! *reads over it quickly, losing sight of where she was multiple times cause of how much she's rushing* oh goodness, ningguang, i cant- this is- i just cant- they're the best thing that has ever happened to me *cries while ningguang questions her life choices*

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me has a bit of playable reader au brainrot 👁👁 i know genshin doesn't have any canon ships but shh playable reader and scaramouche are married and they've been together before scaramouche's fatui days,, but imagine after scaramouche runs off with the gnosis, reader sneaks along with childe to find him and that event occurs where reader is introduced as a new character w/their own banner. I have more things to add to this on reader's fate and the event but let's skip to the angst 👁👁 based on some of reader's dialogue, reader believes that scara abandoned them so fans have been making fics based on this. One very popular one is where baal and reader travel with the traveller. As the fic goes on, they get close and have a deep bond but in one part, scara was watching them and felt heartbroken and betrayed bc they both basically abandoned him and found each other <\3

you're... you're onto something 👁👁

no cause I'm in love with scara angst that involves him getting abandoned by even more people and he just can't stop thinking about how he really is only a puppet to throw away

yeh major scara angst brainrot rn 👍