#beidou x reader

[amphibiahawks321]

[On the Alcor, the heavy wooden door opens to the captain's quarters. The two people walking in are Y/N and a drunken Beidou. Y/N has Beidou's arm around his shoulder so that she doesn't fall. He is holding her lower back to keep her steady and his other hand is holding her broad shoulder]

[Y/N walks Beidou to her Captain's chair, sitting her down. She places her elbow on the armrest of the chair and holds the side of her head]

M!Reader : Comfortable?

[Beidou chuckles and purrs, plopping her chin on top the palm of her hand. Her face is rosy red because of the drinks. She then taps her lap]

Beidou : Would even be comfier if you were sitting right here~

M!Reader : ...Yep, that's definitely the drinks already kicking in...

Beidou : I'm sorry to ask, but have we met before?~

M!Reader : Chuckles, oh yes, looong ago...

[Y/N steps in front of her captain's table to pour a fresh glass of water for her. Beidou meanwhile, can't stop staring at Y/N with a drunk smile on her face]

Beidou : We have? Huh... How about that. I feel like my brain should remember someone as gorgeous as you–

M!Reader : Hm, weird, you've actually called me gorgeous in the past, you know?

[Y/N teases her, trying to keep her busy from basically standing and walking around limping]

Beidou : Shit... Well that means I still have a chance with you, huh?~ a fella like you should've been taken a long time ago, lucky me... you taken, gorgeous?~—

M!Reader : I am. Yes, I'm taken

[Y/N teases. he is taken... By her but currently due to her... Drunkness, she doesn't know that—

Beidou : ...What

[Beidou's smile instantly drops, a pout on her face appears. A certain... Drunken possessiveness is taking over]

[Y/N walks over to her and offer the glass of water for her to drink]

M!Reader : Captain, drink some water...

Beidou : Tch, No...

[Y/N's eyes widen from the rejection]

M!Reader : Uh–it'll make you feel better, you know—

Beidou : I don't think anything will make me feel better now...

M!Reader : Huh? Why are you–...

[Y/N realises why she's acting like this, it's because of what he said about being taken]

M!Reader : Oh gosh why did I say that—Beidou what I mean by that, is that i'm—?!

[Beidou stands up from her chair and leans her entire weight onto him, making him catch her. Beidou rests her head against his shoulder]

Beidou : So... So it means I'm too late...

M!Reader : Captain, I'm taken–

Beidou : You don't need to remind me...

M!Reader : I'm taken by you...

[Beidou leans back, having an entirely confused expression on her face. She points at herself with a finger and Y/N just nods, trying his hardest not to laugh]

Beidou : Me?

M!Reader : Pftt–Yes...

Beidou : Me and you?

M!Reader : Yes...

Beidou : As in, I get to kiss you without making you feel uncomfortable?

M!Reader : Yes...

Beidou : ...Well that just changes everything!

M!Reader : Yeah yeah, now I need you to sit down and drink this, okay?

[Beidou sits back down. Y/N offers the water]

Beidou : What is this?

M!Reader : Water...

Beidou : ...Suspicious water?

M!Reader : Wha—what even is–No, it's not suspicious water, it's safe water

[Beidou grabs the cup of water out of his hands and gently drinks it. After finishing the drink, she places the glass down on the desk]

M!Reader : Chuckles, good. Now, come on, let's get you to—?!!

[Y/N jolts, seeing Beidou still sitting on her chair. But this time, She wraps both of her arms around his waist, staring up at him with that big puppy stare with a smile]

Beidou : Can we... Make out?—

M!Reader blushing : WHAT—?! No! Maybe when you're sober, but right now I'm bringing you to bed.

[loveliyuelesbians]

How do you think Beidou (+ any other caharacters of your choice?) would react to her S/O freaking out over a bug in their apartment like almost having a breakdown because they genuinely hate/ r afraid of insects especially if they fly and make buzzing sounds and can sting 😭 pls Beidou get rid of the bug and comfort her (I feel like she would laugh at S/O first but then get rid of the bug hahaha)

Hello, thank you for your request!

As I am writing this, I'm battling against several giant mosquito bites on my legs and I hate it (I'm semi-allergic, it's so swollen lol). But enough of that, let's have some fun with this!

Of course Beidou would laugh first, because you're freaking out over this tiny insect flying about and between that and your overall cuteness, she can't help herself. But also it depends entirely on how severely you react to said bug (which, if you're like me, also depends on what it is).

See if you're freaking out about a little moth scaring the living daylights out of you, she's chuckling and cooing at you before shooing it out the window. Same with the other harmless ones (she prefers not killing them if they're just there, existing). Even the little bee that got into your home, which is likely to have you anxious about it stinging you.

See? Insect gone, and she gets to coddle you for a bit to calm you — and no, she doesn't think it's silly.

Mosquitoes and wasps, though? Absolutely not, no mercy. The former are just plain annoying, and the latter likely has you crying and hiding in a locked bathroom til she gets rid of it. She doesn't even laugh if it's a wasp (or worse, a hornet), or if you're genuinely in a panic — don't worry, she'll protect you!

As for Ningguang..

A bug? In HER Jade Chamber? Perish the thought! For real, this woman has so many maids in her home, there's not a single spot of dust, nor dirt, and especially no insects to be found in her floating palace. Plus the building is so high up, those flying pests can't really reach to enter through the open windows, so the only way any could get in is if they had a passenger seat on one of her guests (or groceries, but those are thoroughly checked before making it into her kitchen).

Well, maybe that's a different story for a modern AU where she has, like, a penthouse or something. But still!!

Outside? She maintains her composure and swats at the bug with her fan, pulling you a little closer by the waist as if that would protect you from them. Or, maybe it's to distract you. Is it working?

Shenhe doesn't really understand what has you in such a frenzy, as she's so used to living in nature and among animals, including the insects that has you running to hide behind her back. She does understand that by doing so, you're asking for her protection against the small critter, and she's certainly not one to dismiss your discomfort. Whether she kills it with a snap of Cryo, (or like, a bug-zapper) or gently cups it to release outside, is up to you; she doesn't mind either way. Miraculously, she never gets stung when she does this.

She does all this with the same, neutral expression she always wears, though her heart thumps fondly when you sigh in relief and thank her after with a hug. Careful, though. She might just open the window and let bugs in on purpose if you don't cuddle her enough.

Yelan miiiight be a little mean about it. She'll tease you for being scared of such a little thing and continues whatever she's doing with her usual nonchalant air — leaving you to wonder whether she's actually going to do anything to help you or not. And what exactly is she supposed to do about it? Go bug-catching? Sounds far too exhausting. Just leave it be, it will fly away on its own. Eventually.

Kind of how eventually, Yelan can't watch anymore; the way your eyes anxiously track the buzzing thing's every move is working on her own nerves, as if your panic is contagious. It's draining. So she languidly gets up and gets rid of the problem.

No, not you — the bug! She's not that mean. After that, you're calming down which means she can relax again. Crisis averted, problem solved.

Hope you enjoyed that! And my lazy formatting in this post.

[kingdomofalani]

trying to be cute with beidou and asking for a kiss but instead of being the kind and loving gf she typically is, she just laughs in your face

[kingdomofalani]

beidous so freakin weird. kiss her with flavoured chapstick as a cute little surprise and she'll genuinely lick it off your lips like an oddball

[amphibiahawks321]

[The deck of the Alcor. Beidou leans against the railing of the ship, watching Y/N struggle with carrying a heavy crate. Beidou decides to stop watching and with a chuckle, walks up to him]

Beidou : Give it here, darling. There's a slight chance you'll manage to carry it all the way over there, let alone any of the crew doing it. It seems the crate is specifically for me

[Y/N places down the heavy crate back on the floor and lets out a pant]

M!Reader : Hold on, Beidou! There's no way you can carry something right now, you've had a long day of helping us carry a lot of shipment, you're probably exhausted!

Beidou : Chuckles, that's sweet, love. But–....

[Beidou stops talking, a smirk starts appearing on her as she thought of an idea]

Beidou : Hm, maybe you're right... I probably can't even carry you

M!Reader : Hm? Carry me? Chuckles, with all due respect, Beidou, I'm pretty sure you can. My body weight may not be as much as this crate, but even i would feel like light weight to you

Beidou : Really? Hm, no I don't think so. You really think I can?

M!Reader : Sure you can!

Beidou : Let's find out! Come here for just sec, it'll be like a little test!

[Y/N stays silent because of the offer, but then just shrugs and walks up to her. Beidou used both of her hands on each of his sides and with ease, picks him up, carrying him bridal style]

M!Reader : Chuckles, see?

[Beidou saying nothing, now showing her smirk at him. Y/N feels confused for a sec, before he realises her goal, making him blush]

M!Reader blushing : ...This is just an excuse to hold me, isn't it?

Beidou : And if it is? Are you going to tell me to put you down?

[sea-lanterns]

Giggling at the thought of Beidou digging a small hole in the sand for her Pregnant! Wife when they go to the beach. That way her Pregnant! Wife can comfortably lay down on her belly while she lounges, with the hole in the ground accommodating the baby bump 🥺

[amphibiahawks321]

Beidou x Male Reader, who is very drunk at the moment, instead of her for once. ;)

[The deck of the Alcor is quiet tonight. Lanterns sway gently with the ocean breeze, while the crew celebrates another successful voyage somewhere below deck]

[Normally... The loudest person at these celebrations when drunk would be Beidou herself but tonight? Roles are reversed]

[Beidou takes Y/N to the top deck, Y/N's arm around Beidou's shoulder as she helps him stand normally]

[Y/N suddenly moves and leans heavily against the railing, face red, holding an empty cup]

Beidou : Woah, hold on there

[Beidou has her hand on him, not wanting him to accidentally fall down from the ship while having an amuse expression on her face]

Beidou : If you ever say to me that you once outdrink me, I would be thinking you're delusional but well I'll be damn

[Y/N squints at her]

M!Reader : Noo... noo... You're the best–You're the–Best— Best drinker ever!

[Beidou raises an eyebrow]

Beidou : You're swaying

M!Reader : Wha–? I'm stand– standing perfectly still...

[And right on cue, Y/N stumbles, which Beidou catch by grabbing his arm before he fall overboard]

Beidou : Careful there, sailor!

[Y/N stops talking for a moment, staring at her arm next to him, seeing how... Muscular it is, makes his drunk brain make a bold decision. Y/N turns around to Beidou]

M!Reader : …Captain...

Beidou : Hm? Yes?

[Y/N stares very seriously at her]

M!Reader : You're— You're... Very muscular

[...Beidou pauses, but then chuckles]

Beidou : You have keen observation, I'm flattered, buut– that's the liquor talking. Also, I would love it more if the one saying it is sober you–

M!Reader : No!

[Y/N reach out and touch her arm, getting Beidou to jolt a little. Y/N's linger against the solid muscle]

M!Reader : W-What does he have that I don't?! See?! These muscles are tough...

[Beidou clears her throat]

Beidou : Alright, I'll give you that one...

[Y/N lean closer at her, now running his fingers through every part of her arm]

M!Reader : Those muscles... Can probably satisfy anyone in bed...

[Beidou immediately coughs, she lets out a laugh and slowly looks down at him]

Beidou : I suggest keeping that mouth of yours a bit down, we don't want the others to hear something like that. We don't want to start a rumour, yeah?

[Y/N lean even closer, whispering like it's a secret]

M!Reader : I'm not starting a rumor...

[Y/N taps her shoulder]

M!Reader : I'm volunteering...

[Beidou stays silent, before grabbing Y/N's chin and makes him stare directly at her]

Beidou : By the adepti, if only you weren't drunk, I would do so many things...

[amphibiahawks321]

[Y/N rest on a pile of rocks from the water, droplets sliding down his arms and body as the tides covers him, staring up at the ship]

[From the deck of the ship, Beidou leans against the railing, her eyes sharp towards him… and amuse]

Beidou : Hey!

[Beidou called out, her voice easily pierce through the waves]

Beidou : You planning to keep staring at the ship, or are you waiting for an invitation aboard?

[Y/N blinks a few times, flushing]

MermanM!Reader : I— I wasn't staring!

[Beidou chuckles, resting her chin in her palm]

Beidou : Oh? Then maybe you were staring at me perhaps?~

[Y/N blushes redder and his tail flick under the water. Beidou grins wider]

Beidou : Careful, handsome, if you keep looking at me like that, I might think you want me to dive in after you

MermanM!Reader blushing : WHA— captain, you wouldn't

[Beidou straightens herself, rolling her shoulders like she is actually considering it]

Beidou : I've fought sea monsters bigger than you, but you? You might be the only thing out here that could actually drag me under~

MermanM!Reader blushing : CAPTAIN!

[Beidou let out a laugh]

Beidou : I'm kidding, I'm kidding! But seriously, i can show you a little tour of the ship if want you know!!

MermanM!Reader blushing : ....

Few minutes later

Kazuha : ....

Juza : ...That's one way to show Y/N around the ship

Beidou : This is the cargo sling! But honestly, it would be easier to carry the crates rather than using it, Chuckles...

MermanM!Reader : Woah✨

[Beidou carrying Y/N bridal style, Y/N's arms wraps around Beidou's neck. Beidou can be seen keep on staring at Y/N's expression with a tiny blush on her face]