#definitely a shitpost

[new-obsessions-daily]

I keep saying this everytime I think of Two-Face, enjoy my insanity

[what-yadoking-likes]

Bain: okay, let's see if we can do this one QUIETLY, gang -

The Payday Gang: *let_the_bodies_hit_the_floor.mp3*

Bain:

Bain: okay, plan B, just don't kill the civilians-

The Payday gang: *mowing down the civilians with reckless abandon*

Bain:

Bain: a professional doesn't need to do that, yanno!!

The Payday gang:

[ask-walter-and-vince]

Bullies

[lightning-themultifury]

Art block made me do this so enjoy this series of screencaps from TFP and my idiot dragon child added in.

Height inaccuracy is bound :’>

[dropout-ninja]

Hollow knight fandom, forgive me

Early PK meeting with established Hallownest higher beings:

That’s how it went down in canon, yeah?

[bowbow-the-clown]

... I Don't Know ...

... Just LOOK AT HIS FACE ...

... and not the unholy heck beasties behind him ...

[kalboykiyay]

Y'all wanna watch The That with me? The gang's all here.

We got Clock, who likes puppers and seems like he'd give good ass hugs and Mercredi who sucks at chess AND is a bad sport:

Chile, who has an earring:

Naws who goes like ZOOOM-:

Windas, who wears sunglasses at night and indoors like a dick, and spends most of his time going like "Great 😒":

We have Fucks who is just trying to do his FUCKING JOB-:

We have Palm, who is... a bitch (ambiguous)... And we Chomp Norris, who says like, three things the whole movie.

Here's Blam, who has suspenders and therefore wins by default.

This dude that has a gun idk:

Bronze who has nose piercing and is the coolest old dude ever hands down:

That one dude that was like: "Naws, turn off that music. No fun allowed!" Etc etc.:

[eclipseolympius]

I'm rereading Abomination Vault and I came across Death’s line

"I suppose there's good reason you chose the epithet War and not Tact"

Anyway two things here. One, imagine if he had chosen Tact. "I am Tact, Horseman of the Apocalypse" I'm sorry but that's funny. Number two. According to the book, which I'm not sure if its cannon or not??? Each Horseman chose their Horseman name so they had different names before. I would like to offer the suggestion that War's old name was Justin and Fury’s was Patricia.

Personally though, I prefer the idea that Death was just an edgy motherfucker and named his charges accordingly.