Inside Job Characters as things my friends have said (p.t. 1)
Because I'm avoiding doing my bio may I present:
Gigi: Do you ever look at someone and think to yourself: wow, my eating disorder queen
Andre: If it looks like random snortable powder at least let it be cocaine Andre: I’m literally going to kill myself
Reagan: The patriarchy’s ass is being fucked by me
Mothman: Rand it’s so unethical to run social experiments on your kids Rand: not social experiments
Brett: I BENCH PRESS THREE DAYS A WEEK FOR THESE TITTIES
Glenn: No, because genocide is actually a spectrum
Myc: Can you say all those words again but I’ll pay attention this time?
JR: It’s a beautiful day for a single mom or an ethnic minority to deliver me DoorDash
Big thanks to @around-in-space for helping me make sure I got all of the characterization right!
